Sunday, May 31, 2009

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Primeval: "Episode 19" - The oddest start of an episode ever, with our team sitting in an old shack, and Connor and Abby dancing to an old record. It ramped up from there, with great thrill rides all the way through. Loved the ending, well, the ending in the ARC. The Abby ending was... disturbing.
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "Legends of the Dark Mite!" - Seriously, what do you expect from an episode with that title, written by Paul Dini? Very very very odd.



This week's movie was Gulliver's Travels, 1996 mini-series starring Ted Danson. We watched the first episode on the DVD, in which Lemuel Gulliver goes to Lilliput and Brobdingnag. The framing sequence is Lemuel when he returns home after being away on his journeys (unlike the books, he doesn't return home after each voyage, only at the end of all of them). He's insanely reliving this adventures, and tossed into Bedlam by the man who replaced him in his medical practice (and is vying for his wife's attentions). The action makes clear that he is telling the truth, as his son finds proof but loses it accidentally. I'm not sure when we'll watch the second half, but this was an excellent, if very quick, adaptation of the book.



This week's comic book related review is...Hikaru No Go Volume 15 by Yumi Hotta and Takeshi Obata. I do not know how many volumes there are in this series, but I must be getting close to the end. I don't want this series to end, but I know it will happen because, unlike their American cousins, most Manga are actual stories with a beginning, middle, and end. And this volume seems to be a huge turning point in the series... only I don't know if this is the new status quo, or (SPOILER ALERT!)(END SPOILER). I'm already dying to read the next volume, and feeling deep satisfaction and sadness at this volume. Hikaru is so typical in this, although you would think he would learn something from his travels. I've gotta go reread this again. The next volume isn't due until August, I hope I can wait that long.



Agatha Christie this week was And Then There Were None from 1939. I have to point out the date in particular. The word that was used in the original title and text wasn't yet nearly as verboten as it is now, and particularly in the UK the word was used in regular vernacular up into the 1960s. Christie used the word several times before this book came out in other stories. It always gives me a jolt to run across it, but I consider the era the book was written in and forgive. A modern writer wouldn't get a pass from me.

That said, let's get to the book itself. This is a suspense thriller horror, with all the best aspects of all three genres. I loved it. Everyone was so clearly in the wrong, and the mystery of whodunnit was not one I was able to solve before the reveal at the very very end. Going back to reread, I wasn't convinced that the guilty party could have accomplished it all anyway. But it's still a great book, and surprisingly fun to read with insomnia at 3am.



My other book this week was Doctor Who: Ten Little Aliens by Stephen Cole. After getting through Agatha's book, hubby-Eric suggested I should read this book. The chapter titles are all titles of Christie's works, although the chapters themselves don't have further connections to the Christie books. The plot of the whole book starts with a lean toward And Then There Were None, but quickly forges its own path in classic Doctor Who style. The story features the first Doctor with Ben and Polly. They land in the middle of a training mission for a bunch of soldiers caught in a terrible war, and everything quickly degenerates from there. I think Cole caught the characters perfectly in this one. Polly is your standard rockin' sixties chick, but she's also very observant. Ben's ability to get along with the soldiers and his usefulness in a tight spot show his origins as a Navy man. The Doctor is at his best, both playful at times and crotchety old man. And somehow they all work in the context of the book, which has plenty of horrors. Overall, not a bad book at all.



Saturday, May 30, 2009

(Un)Healthy Linkdump

On the one hand, Euuuwwww! on the other hand, Crohn's is one nasty disease.

Genetically engineered monkeys reproduce genetic manipulation naturally... or, in other words: Glowing Monkeys Make More Glowing Monkeys the Old-Fashioned Way!

Fingerprints are erased by Cancer Drug, man detained for not having fingerprints. Yikes.

New Germ Busters Outwit Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria. I'm only linking to this because I really got a kick out of the illustrations.

MetaFilter looks at Healthcare Costs.

The American Medical Association Alliance wants to change the rating of any movie that depicts smoking to be "R". Here are a few movies that would be rated R.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Bonus Linkdump for A Hot Spring Day

Want.

A comparison of Stargirl's name on three different covers of JSA. Good catch, Greg.

I want The Sandman's Library. I wouldn't mind a print of it, either.

Another book my library doesn't have. Again, I added it to my wishlist.

The Russian space program is into recycling.

Gluten-free recipes and discussion from The Guardian. That Lemon Banana Cake sounds good.

Germany has found cocaine in Red Bull?

Victor DeNoble, the guy who brought down the tobacco industry, visited hubby-Eric's school.

Boing Boing notes the change in Airborne's packaging since they lost that lawsuit.

The Church of Scientology has been banned from editing Wikipedia.

Astronauts spot mysterious ice circles in world's deepest lake. Cool.

Here's a link for my mother, sister, and maybe even my aunt: A webcomic on quilting barbarians... or something like that. Knittar the Barbarian?

Another Linkdump, YAY!

Want.

Now THIS is a Dalek Cake. Very cool.

I am extremely introverted, so the confessions of an introverted traveler sounded very familiar. She follows it up with six tips for introverted travelers, one or two of which I may add to my own coping mechanisms.

Text-to-speech on Kindles remotely disabled. Suddenly I don't want a Kindle as much if they can remotely damage their product.

In response to the insane French "three-strikes" internet law, a modest proposal for print infringement.

People born before 1957 seem to have some immunity from H1N1 (swine) flu.

TIME!

Speaking of time, I think I'm in love with Bob Graham's notebooks that proved the CIA wrong.

I think this article on the perfect geek age is pretty close to the truth. I was born a little later, but I experienced almost everything Raph did.

I'm constantly seeing ads for Hughesnet, and I've wondered how their service is. Now I know. Glad I didn't opt for them.

An app to read Project Gutenberg e-books on the iPhone was rejected by Apple because some of those books are "dirty". Apple eventually realized how silly they were being and reversed the decision, but still!

I wish the local library had this field guide to Japanese spooks. Ah, well... I added it to my wishlist.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Bonus Linkdump (fortified with YouTube videos)

Want.

Night at the American Art Museum.

Do Not Board The Elevator With The Robot.

Here's a fantastic fan-made Green Lantern movie trailer (YouTube, 2:39):


I would go to see this.

Disney Templates (YouTube, 3:29):


Mayor of London Boris Johnson nearly killed by a lorry as he cycles down a street, and the whole thing is caught on CCTV. So, there's an upside to the UK's surveillance society?

Links on a Warm Spring Day

Want.

Hugo ballot is live.

Another look at how the release of free books on-line affects sales.

Living near a pub can mean loud singing late at night, but pubs in southwest England plan to hand out lollipops to help reduce that noise.

Clever logos. More clever logos. Even more clever logos.

A Field Guide to Freeway Interchanges. Yikes. I hate weave lanes, so I like any interchange that doesn't have them.

Should we really be teaching robots how to fall safely? When they take over, wouldn't it be best if we could just push them down to win against our robotic overlords?

This is apparently a hoax, but I like the idea of a lending library of banned books.

New species are constantly being discovered, which is why I have an interest in cryptozoology.

CNN takes a look at Religion vs State in medical decisions involving children. This is one of those issues that makes my head hurt, but generally I side with protecting the children, even if it's from their parents' faith.

Lai Jiansheng pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge because the guy was holding up traffic (for five hours) and there was an inflated cushion below.

More LOLCat theology.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Links Links Links!

I was ready to lose weight, but Mark Evanier's story was the trigger that gave me the strength to actually do it. In a couple of weeks it will be my 3rd weight loss anniversary.

Absolutely stunning video of the night sky over at Bad Astronomy. Wow. Cool stuff. I hope Eric and I get a chance to spend a night out in the desert over here sometime to watch the Milky Way.

A very strange story from Japan, where Google maps ran into an unexpected problem with a historical map overlay. Apparently class distinctions are alive and well.

I love this story of a baseball player whose host family is an assisted living facility.

Switched at birth.

As if being a cab driver weren't hard enough, false accusations of assault by preppy drunk idiot girls can only make life worse. I hope the driver wins the case. Thank goodness he had a camera in his cab, or he would've had his life completely ruined.

Mystery of the clock... how did this timepiece survive an ill-fated Arctic expedition?

Wow, the first draft of Star Wars was really really bad. Almost worse than bad. Wow.

More creative ads in Unusual places.

Source code for breathalyzer is crap. Great, now we can't trust breathalyzer tests, either.

LOLCat Theology.

Pugs for the in-laws. I saw a pug in the neighborhood today when I walked to the library. It was sharing a yard with three dachshunds, and looked positively giant next to them.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Good News and Bad News About Swine Flu

The good news: It wasn't as bad as first feared. Yes, it is still out there and is still killing people, but not at the rate first suspected in Mexico. And while there are still fears of it mutating somehow, those are not yet a major concern. In short, there wasn't a disaster.

The bad news: The outbreak tested the international response to a pandemic, and the results were not good. Despite efforts to educate and quarantine, the flu spread rapidly through the international population. It's even popped up in Kuwait among US soldiers. If this had been a more serious strain of flu, the world economy would have been shattered by this outbreak.

While the flu is still dangerous, what we really should be fearing now is complacency that the systems in place will do the job if there is another outbreak. We have to hope that the various health administrations learn from this event and fix the problems in the system, so if the big bad flu ever hits, it won't be the end of everything.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day



Let us not forget those who have sacrificed in our name.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Paranormal State - Watched a marathon of this show on Monday while doing laundry and dishes. It's a fun little show that doesn't seem to be quite reality. I think it's supposed to be, but it's a little too... well-managed. I like Ghost Hunters because they at least pretend to be following the scientific method even if they don't manage it much. This show seems to be trying for the same thing but manages it even less. Both shows are badly over-produced, with WAY too much sound and visual effects. I could see myself enjoying this show, but only if I don't take it too seriously. But then, I've never been able to take Ghost Hunters very seriously, either. I won't seek this show out, but I'll watch it if nothing else is on and I feel the need for the idiot box (which is fairly rare).
  • Numb3rs: "Angels and Devils" - Ok, yeah, it was jump the shark sort of, having Amita kidnapped at the end of the last episode, but the resolution in this episode, particularly Amita's part in solving it, was actually pretty good. One question, though... if the torsos were the only part of the mannequins the guy took, why did all the mannequin bombs have heads and legs? As for the rest, what a sweet season-ending cliffhanger!
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Color of Revenge!" - Aqualad had to scrape barnacles! Yay! I've never been much of a fan of angry Robin, but this wasn't bad. I liked how the Adam West Batman practically made an appearance in the beginning. Batman telling Robin to not taunt the bad guy was fun, and almost prophetic. A bit simplistic, but a fun episode.
  • Primeval: "Episode 18" - Abby has a flamethrower! And proof that Claudia Brown existed. Nasty nasty "creature" in this episode. I think that something that will kill you by touching you is about as nasty as it gets. And the cure is nearly as bad as the disease, at least for Connor and Jenny.



Here are reviews of the DCBS comic book shipment that arrived this week, of books originally released May 6th and 13th:
  • FCBD 2009 Owly - Lots of short stories, another great sampler! I enjoyed the Owly story the most, but all the others were strong as well. Good stuff!
  • FCDB 2009 Star Wars Clone Wars/Dark Horse - Yay, this is the way it ought to be done! Five short stories, including Usagi Yojimbo, in one little package. For me, three out of five were good, and none were spectacular.
  • FCBD 2009 DC Kids Mega Sampler - DC should take lessons from Dark Horse. None of these stories, with the exception of the Tiny Titans, gave a really good feel for the book. The Shazam story wasn't even complete, and the B&B story felt cut-down. And it needed more Aquaman and Aqualad, darn it!
  • FCBD 2009 Green Lantern Blackest Night #0 - So, they killed off Arthur, and Joseph's probably around somewhere being the Sword and being mistaken for Aquaman. I can live with that, for the moment. But since when was "Death" an "emotion"? Unlike other FCBD books, this one is clearly meant for fans, so I'll ignore the fact that it's simply awful as a DC sampler of any sort.
  • Green Lantern Corps #36 - Ok. Well. You know, I generally don't like this book much. But, except for a few pages in the middle, this was a pretty good issue if you know the background of the characters involved. Impressive.
  • Super Friends #15 - I figured out the mystery well before the reveal, but it wasn't exactly difficult. A fun little tale.
  • Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade #6 - Final issue. This actually does a halfway decent job of tying up the bazillion loose ends, although not completely. It wasn't my favorite series, but it wasn't horrid.
  • Captain Britain and MI13 #13 - Oh. Dear. Still not feeling the joy of vampires, but I guess that just makes me more eager to see them defeated. If there's anyone left TO defeat them.
  • Astro City: The Dark Age Book Three #1 - Whew. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the city. As usual, the timeline of Astro City reflects the notions of superhero comics of those eras. This story is more complex and involves a revenge tale. I'm consistently impressed by this book.
  • Doctor Who Classics Series 2 #6 - I'd forgotten just how confusing this story is. It's better when read all at once, but it's still very scattered. I do like Sir Justin quite a bit.
  • The Wonderful Wizard of Oz #6 - Ah, the true story of the Flying Monkeys! It's good to see that story told. The monkeys are NOT evil, just too playful AND under the command of a magical cap. I was very surprised the first time I read that, but I've embraced it since then. It makes more sense to me than evil monkeys.
  • Castle Waiting Vol II #15 - Oh oh! More history! And Cully is a cutie! This is such a great book, but if you asked me to sum up this issue I doubt I could do it justice. It's just wonderful day-in-the-life stuff. I want more. Lots more.



My library book this week was Quofum by Alan Dean Foster. I started reading Foster's Commonwealth books as a teenager, probably starting with For Love of Mother-Not and going through many of the other Flinx and Pip stories, along with a few of the other books like Nor Crystal Tears and Icerigger. Thus I'm totally familiar with the universe this book is set it, and not at all surprised by the world he's chosen to portray. I was a little let down by the ending, even though the first paragraph of the inside flap of the cover says this is a set-up book for the final Flinx book. Instead of a resolution, the book sort of... peters out. But the first half of the book was excellent, moving along quickly with characters that worked in their roles. I wouldn't recommend this book to someone who wasn't already familiar with the Commonwealth books, but only because the ending is disappointing. As for me, I've discovered that there are about a dozen books in the series that I've missed in the last few years (!), so maybe I'll go back and try to read those.



Agatha Christie this week was Hercule Poirot's Christmas from 1938. Best dedication ever for a book with "Christmas" in the title:
My dear James,
  You have always been one of the most faithful and kindly of my readers, and I was therefore seriously perturbed when I received from you a word of criticism.
  You complained that my murders were getting too refined -- anaemic, in fact. You yearned for a 'good violent murder with lots of blood'. A murder where there was no doubt about its being murder!
  So this is your special story -- written for you. I hope it may please.
Your affectionate sister-in-law,
Agatha
That said, this is a mystery that takes place over seven days, each day its own section of the book. There is a lot of family in this one, a very disfuncional family led by a patriarch who enjoys the family's suffering. In that it reminds me of Appointment With Death, only with a father figure instead of mother figure. But the resemblance ends there. The murder isn't subtle at all, and involves a great deal of noise and a locked room. All-in-all, this is another page turner with a surprise ending that almost seems to come out of left field.



Fortean Times #249, July 2009. Ah Ouija boards. I hate Ouija boards. I made a promise as a kid to never mess with them after a friend had a bad experience with one. I doubt my friend would hold me to it, but I don't want to have the same sort of event either. The article gives the history of the boards, including the insane crazes that it spawned (including murders and kidnappings). The letters to William Fuld about the boards he sold are great, and I had to visit the page that collects more of them. A fun article about an interesting little toy.

I liked the fish discoveries in Strangedays, although I'd already seen them elsewhere. Nice to see them on one page. The idea that cricket was invented in Flanders was a fun little article, maybe a bit provocative if you're Brit. I loved the "Where Isn't Atlantis" sidebar. A small article on ball lightning gave me even more reason to avoid the stuff if I'm unlucky enough to ever see it. A mysterious article about "Orgonite" made me curious enough to look up the stuff, and was... um... utterly unimpressed by what I saw. Sure, I'd give the stuff a chance in my future garden if someone gave me some (the article is about using "Orgonite pucks" in gardens), but my skeptical meter is pinging off the scale with this one. For whatever reason, Orgonite makes me think of a Snipe Hunt. Another part of the study in UFO waves; I'm not sure where that's going.

There's a long article on John Michell, who passed away recently. The article never made it clear whether he was alive or dead... I can't tell for sure but he may have been alive when the article was published, and he was certainly alive when most of it was written. His death was not a surprise, he was sick for a long time, but the timing of the article turned out to be disturbingly good if this went to press before his death.

I loved the article about naked ghosts. Probably the most fun I've seen in that section. I loved the reviews, as usual. Nothing I just had to go put on interlibrary loan, but a couple I will certainly look up sometime. Nothing appealed in the movie or video game reviews, but the reviews themselves are well-written. The letters were pretty standard, and the cartoon was another tribute to Michell. Another good issue.



Saturday, May 23, 2009

It's Construction Season in Seattle

Friday, May 22, 2009

Late Friday Links

Comic Book Legends Revealed #208: Chris Claremont's X-Men.

Advanced Cat Yodeling. Almost three minutes, and worth 'em all. Dead pan delivery rocks.

If you are easily offended, you might want to avoid these 15 Sexist Vintage Ads. Whew. That first one... wow.

Boing Boing looks at Watchclocks: an early device for controlling users. I like the comments on this post, particularly those from people who used the things.

NASA Astronaut Twitters from space. Cool.

So, let me get this straight. The guy jumped up on stage and attacked Snoop Dogg, claiming he wanted to hug him, then sued when security beat him up. And then he WON his case? And now he wants to write a book? What?

LEGO Cakes! um, want?

Doctor Who Mary Sues. I guess by a strict definition, these may not count. But they do fit the spirit of Mary Sues.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Linkdumpin'

Comic Book Legends #207: Generic Comic Book, Aussie Phone Numbers, Animated Wonder Woman.

Ok, so it's not much of a review, but it makes its point. The response by the creator, however, is a lesson in how not to respond to criticism.

Jon's report suggests that the new K9 show isn't K9 and Company. Whew.

Animaniacs mining the obscure jokes. I remember seeing this years ago and having absolutely no clue what it was about.

Want. (via Boing Boing)

Considering how utterly miserable the book was, I can tell you I have no intention whatever of seeing The Road in movie form. Don't get me wrong, it was a very good book. But I have enough depression in my life to last.

This will always be my Seattle.

When she was 11 years old, she named Pluto, and now she's passed on.

Cop is offended when panicked girl calls 911 about her father dying in front of her and says a swear word when the call isn't immediately answered. Cop does not send help, instead deciding to chastise the girl for her language, then has her arrested when she goes for help on foot. Audio of the original call is at the link.

Pug Puppy for the In-Laws.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Historical Linkage

I support wind farms. I support saving cultural heritages. That's why this story makes me want to cry.

I wish I could visit this exhibit at the Burke Museum in Seattle. I am a fan of history and archaeology. I really should have become a historian.

Along the same lines (is it theme week?) here's 12 of the World's Most Fascinating Ruins. I'm not good at traveling, but I'd love to visit most of these.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Slightly-Scientific Linkdump

The Missing Link? Of more interest, and the focus of the article, is the way this is being announced and promoted. Apparently scientific discoveries require more PR in this day and age... which leads us right into this comic about the science news cycle.

Along the same links, Boing Boing reports on Our "Missing" Chromosomes. Fascinating little tidbit of science.

As long as we're talking about family:


More on vaccinations: Jeff sends us to The Jenny McCarthy Body Count that tells us how many preventable deaths have been caused by lack of vaccinations since McCarthy started her anti-vaccination jihad. Phil has more links.

I Seriously Thought This Was Photoshopped

Obama and Pirate

Monday, May 18, 2009

A Few Notes

  • It was only 29 years ago that Mt St Helens blew her top. And, yeah, I remember it well.

  • I just re-invested some money from Kiva.org into other businesses. If you don't lend, consider it. It's a tiny amount of money, but it makes a huge difference.

  • Norway won Eurovision 2009, with an entry by Alexander Rybak entitled Fairytale. He was just fiddling around.


    Hey, I liked it.

  • Sunday, May 17, 2009

    A Sunday Review

    TV this week:

    • Ace of Cakes: "LOST in Hawaii" - Sending the entire staff to Hawaii for the 100th episode of Lost sounds like fun. The actual event was pretty cool. I liked the helicopter cake, and the thank you to the troops. This was just a cool episode, and didn't suffer at all for being an hour long.
    • Smallville: "Injustice" - Clark is a little too idealistic for me... but this episode gets to the heart of the problem and the strength of Superman. Clark is a boy scout, he doesn't want to kill. And when the good guys and the bad guys are all urging him to kill, he holds himself above that. *sigh* In any other version of Superman, this build up might be good, but in this show I just wish it'll end soon.
    • Numb3rs: "Greatest Hits" - Is it wrong to say that a show which features Fonzie as a minor character (ok, the actor who played Fonzie) may have Jumped the Shark? Ok, the episode was good, but the end was really bad. That final scene was depressingly cliche.
    • Smallville: "Doomsday" - Final episode of the season, but not the series I guess. But hey, that was really Doomsday. Nicely done on a TV budget. Poor ending.
    • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "Menace of the Conqueror Caveman!" - Interesting how the press release says the villain is both Vandal Savage and Kru'll. As it goes, this guy was a little too comedic to be Savage. But then, it would have been bad to have a very serious villain with Booster Gold involved.



    Hubby-Eric and I walked down to the library and found this movie on the shelves and had to check it out. No Netflix, but the library is still there! So, this week's movie is Chalk (2007), a mockumentary about teachers that seems to be spot on judging from Eric's reaction. This story follows three teachers and an assistant principal through the course of a school year. There are bits that are entirely too funny, like the kung-fu-wannabe moves of the AP breaking up a fight or the teacher who compares teaching to target shooting in the woods. The introverted first-year teacher's efforts to get a handle on class discipline hit home a bit hard. The embarrassing effort of Mr. Stroope to get the teacher of the year award is both insane and hilarious. The Spelling Bee of slang words (for teachers) was very funny, particularly how it echoed the official Spelling Bee, right down to Mr. Lowrey spelling out the words with his fingers like I've seen kids do in the real Bee. The ending was painfully ambiguous. This is definitely a movie everyone ought to check out.



    This week's comic book related review is Planet of Beer! by Brian "Smell of Steve" Sendelbach. I only got this collection for one reason. Black Aquaman, Smell of Steve's answer to the sheer tameness of superhero comics. I was introduced to Black Aquaman many years ago when someone gave me a full-page strip of Black Aquaman explaining to college students how to do laundry. I've sought out the odd strip here and there, knowing I was unlikely to ever find them all. I still think finding them all is unlikely, but at least there's a small selection in this book, along with a lot of other strips.

    Update: Brian Sendelbach contacted me to let me know that, "For the record, I put all the Black Aquaman strips I ever drew in PLANET OF BEER...except for the laundry one." For whatever reason, I thought he was considerably more prolific, and I apologize for the error (and squee because that means I've got 'em all!).

    Admittedly, even on my worst days the Smell of Steve strips make little sense to me, but they somehow still manage to come across as funny. I guess I'd say Sendelbach is a genius of the absurd. All the jokes are strange, all of it is odd, yet it generally works despite the goofy artwork and the abrupt endings. Along with Black Aquaman, characters in this collection include Captain McBride and his never-ending quest for the Planet of Beer (hence the title), Bigfoot, President Carter and Kenny, Bougle Gluce, Domu and the Dream Pig, and various other cultural icons perverted to Smell of Steve's sense of the universe. And if you're offended by what he did to Aquaman, you should see his Captain America (actually, no really, you shouldn't).

    There isn't a lot of Black Aquaman content in this book to make it worthwhile for the average comic collector. Five full page, full color Aquaman strips (pgs 55-56, 63-65), and four half-page, black and white strips (pgs 50-51). In those strips Black Aquaman deals with undersea crime, an undersea strike, a fake Black Aquaman, and a disturbing love life. Seven pages of Black Aquaman (and a few pages of Captain America) aren't enough to recommend this to anyone but the hardcore absurdist.



    Agatha Christie this week was Appointment With Death from 1938. I'm actually getting a little tired of Poirot. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy and his little grey cells, but earlier it seemed that Christie had a more varied output. I'd like to get back to Marple or Pyne even. That said, this book is about the horrors of bad homeschooling. Sort of. The family in this tale is dominated by a woman who has kept her children ignorant and dependent on her by making sure none of them learned a trade or was ever allowed to think for themselves. The difference is that these folks are rich, instead of semi-survivalists in the woods. Hmm, maybe "cult" is the word I'm looking for, instead of "homeschooled". In any case, the murder victim certainly seems to deserve her fate completely, but you still cheer a little when Poirot figures out the tangled webs. DISCLAIMER! I know that most children who are homeschooled are properly homeschooled, and that the type of situation described is both rare and hated by those who truly support homeschooling.



    My library book this week was Dear Ichiro, a children's book published in 2002. The book is about an argument between a boy and his best friend, and how learning the history of baseball helps to solve his problem. This is a very gentle book, with a nice little plot weaving in the Mariners... and Ichiro in particular. Near the end of the story, the boy writes an incomprehensible letter to Ichiro to thank him for being an inspiration. It's a good little tale, worth a peek at a library. I would give it to a young fan of baseball as a gift, but I wouldn't buy it for myself.



    Saturday, May 16, 2009

    Tegan's Coin Box

    Coin Pile

    I'm a coin collector. Not one of those people who collects valuable coins, but a person who loves the interesting and unique of the coin world. If you know anything about a coin I post here, please use the comments link to let me know more about it. Note: due to lighting issues, some coins may appear gold when they are really silver. I can't seem to fix it with my poor equipment, sorry.


    These all are identical on both sides. The green and red tokens are cheap plastic, you can see that the green one has warped. The green one says, "Washington Sales Tax Token" with a value of 1. The red one says "Colorado Sales Tax Token" with a value of 2. The silver token says, "Tax Commission State of Washington Sales Tax Token" but has nothing to indicate value. I actually have four of these. You can read a little about how these were used in this FAQ.


    Both sides of this bus token. I don't know when this is from exactly, but it is "Good for one fare" in the "Seattle Transit" system. There's a signature: Evro M. Becket, CHM. That's the Chairman of the Seattle Transit Commission in the late 1940s. I like the mountain and trees design, and I've always been fond of diecut tokens.

    Friday, May 15, 2009

    Friday Infodump

    Comic Book Legends Revealed #205: Hall of Justice, Thin Alfred, Avengers Big Three. Comic Book Legends Addendum: Wolverine Idea Misattribution. Comic Book Legends Revealed #206: Deadwood, Human Torch TV, Wonder Woman TV.

    What do you get if you insert dried spaghetti into chunks of hot dog, then boil the result? I don't know, but pictures here. I think I'd call them Cthulhu Dogs, myself. Add a good pasta sauce... yum! We should plan these for Holy Pasta Week. Can you boil meatballs?

    Law Class looks up public information about Scalia, Scalia gets annoyed despite having said in the past that we don't need laws protecting private information. Apparently Scalia doesn't realize just how much private information is out there for anyone to see, because he thinks this lesson was an exercise of poor judgment rather than proof that there isn't enough protection of privacy.

    The press uses made-up quote from Wikipedia in mainstream stories. Oops. I guess "checking your sources" isn't taught in journalism schools anymore?

    Amway Chocolate. I'd love to try it, but I would NOT want to get involved in selling it, even if it is chocolate. I already have a preferred dark chocolate (Chocolove Strong Dark 70%), although it's hard to get out here and I'm running out.

    Square Foot Gardening, this is clearly something I'm going to have to adapt to my own home. I've got enough room for this sort of gardening, and the desire for a small amount. I just don't want to make a huge garden that I have to weed daily. I'm just not sure what I'd plant. Suggestions? We're thinking garlic, and I'd like to try some tomatoes, but what other food plants could I try?

    Thursday, May 14, 2009

    Rant About Science and Those Who Ignore It

    The Bad Astronomer links to stories of the latest person to attempt the Million Dollar Challenge. I was impressed by how gobsmacked the challenger was that she failed, but not surprised that she managed to convince herself why it didn't work a few days later. It's a shame she didn't want to believe that she's just really good at cold reading and not actually psychic.

    I'm not a complete skeptic. I'll allow that psychic abilities could exist. But so far they haven't been proven at all. Just like ghosts, or bigfoot... they could exist, but absolute scientific proof has not been offered, only tantalizing bits and pieces (and in too many cases outright fraud and hoaxes). And, as Phil Plait often points out, people who blindly believe often hurt other people or themselves. No, I'm not a complete skeptic. Heck, I really enjoy Fortean Times... and I'm not always laughing at the writers. But I certainly lean towards skepticism unless you are willing to apply the scientific method.

    Since I'm on the subject of anti-science, let's talk about the antivaccine movement. First, if you haven't already, READ THIS. Read the whole thing. Read it? Ok, now you have a tiny inkling of what vaccines are fighting against. Most people my age have NO understanding of what a disease like Polio can do when it ravages an unprotected population. We simply have no concept, nothing to compare it to. Nothing in our experience allows us to appreciate the depths of fear that parents went through, nor the deaths and ruined lives left in the wake of those diseases. And as a result, some people have freely bought into the utterly false notion that vaccines cause more harm than good. They are wrong. Vaccines save many more lives than they injure, and not getting a vaccine doesn't just hurt your own child. It may kill somebody else's child.

    I have stated in the past that I don't care if you vaccinate your children, as long as any unvaccinated children are kept away from the ones who have responsible parents who do vaccinate. If the "herd immunity" of a community gets too low, death is the result. Even for parents who did the right thing, and thought they had fully protected their child. So if you do not vaccinate your offspring, please keep them away, FAR AWAY, from any vaccinated kids or kids who haven't had their full vaccination schedule yet. Unvaccinated children should be treated as lepers by the rest of the community. They may carry the disease that will murder another child for whom the vaccination failed.

    There is a lie about vaccines, linking them to autism. Vaccines do NOT cause Autism. The initial study that "proved" the fact was a fraud, and no other reputable studies since have been able to prove a link. And not for lack of trying on the part of some researchers. What has been proven is that children die from diseases that are easily preventable when parents succumb to the lies and stop vaccinating their children. Those children die horribly, in pain. But that's ok for Jenny McCarthy ("If you ask a parent of an autistic child if they want the measles or the autism, we will stand in line for the f___ing measles."), who would rather have children die in horrible agony than risk autism (which they won't get from vaccines anyway, so she's full of it).

    Wednesday, May 13, 2009

    Wednesday Linkdump

    I haven't got much to show for myself at the moment. Some yardwork, some phone calls. There's just nothing to report. So I've thrown together another linkdump. I miss getting my comics on Wednesday, it was something that got me up and moving. This town needs a comic shop, but it needs a bookstore first. Anyway, here's some stuff I found interesting for you to peruse.

    Want.

    Those darn music pirates! They're going to destroy the industry!

    A Pictorial History of the Game of Go. Having gotten interested in Go thanks to the Manga Hikaru No Go, I found this post to be informative.

    No Eye Contact Glasses, being given away at the Rotterdam Zoo after a woman was attacked by a gorilla when she made eye contact.

    Vegan French Toast. I'd love to try it.

    Early E-mail. The look on the guy's face is pretty well-done.

    Moral of the story: Debt is Evil. If you look at the comments, you'll see that somebody found the case in a Florida law database, so at least some of the story is true.

    I just ran across this book review of Lauren Slater's Opening Skinner's Box, a book about psychology and its most famous experiments. The title refers to BF Skinner's "box" that he put his daughter in. The popular version of the story is completely different from the truth: the "box" was a climate controlled playpen that maximized attention from parents and minimized harm from environmental factors. The review is a detailed look at the complaints made about the book by some of its subjects, and makes me wish I had a copy to read. Guess I'll have to check the library (and probably get it through inter-library loan).

    Why people can't take the tea-baggers seriously (besides their hilariously poor choice of name).

    Family allowed to visit the ranch they lost in 1943 when the Hanford reservation was created as part of the war effort.

    More LOLCat Theology.

    Tuesday, May 12, 2009

    A Bunch More Links

    More substantial than yesterday's links, I think...

    Want.

    Ok, fine, everyone else is linking to it: Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' from The Onion. For the record, no I haven't seen it. Our financial state doesn't allow for it at the moment.

    Hellboy and the Fremont Troll
    Just because I can, here's a link to the ECCC Hero Initiative T-Shirt that was signed by just about everybody at the show. Be sure to click on the image to embiggen it. Talk about a serious collector's item!

    As long as I'm talking about ECCC, here's a Sheldon strip featuring the guy behind ECCC... or at least his name... or at least an attempt at his name...

    Comic Book Legends Revealed #204: Hurricane rewriting, Vampirella, Turkish Marvel Heroes.

    If you haven't already seen the Tweenbots, go look now. An experiment in social interaction, the cute little robots can only reach their destination with the help of total strangers.

    Jon Blum talks about the breakout star of series four of Doctor Who, and it might not be who you think.

    Batman versus The Doctor.

    The Star Trek Re-Watch project revisits my personal favorite episode of the original series. Sulu, half-naked, with a sword. *swoon*

    How to make a Choco Taco. How to make edible Totoro Cream Puffs. And you know, I would eat this (but only one).

    A possible cure for honey bee colony collapse?

    Roomba gardeners. I'd just like a normal Roomba, please. Yeah, like this one. Maybe someone will get me one someday, if I'm really lucky, and I can put Fluffy the Dalek on top of it.

    The Wildlife of Iraq, from a soldier's point of view.

    Flying... monkeys?

    LOLCat Army of Darkness.

    Sunday, May 10, 2009

    A Sunday Review

    TV this week:

    • Heroes: "An Invisible Thread" - Season finale, not what I was expecting. I like it when the show manages to surprise me a little, and this one did. That ending though... chilling. And poor Hiro! If that doesn't get solved, I may have to give up this show.
    • Smallville: "Beast" - I'm not a big fan of this version of Doomsday. I keep hoping he dies or something. So if you've seen this episode, you can guess what I think of it. *sigh*
    • Dinner Impossible: "Crossword Puzzle Crisis" - Why oh why does he plan 18 dishes for a LUNCH? This is the first time I've seen Robert so lost in the kitchen, and at a loss for words as well. The best part of this episode was when people were guessing the dishes. Very fun. I particularly liked George adding his two dishes.
    • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "Night of the Huntress!" - Yay! Black Canary starting us off! I think I need annotations on the prisoners that Baby Face freed. I saw Black Manta and the Shark, but there were quite a few I didn't recognize. I must confess, I love this show. And the comic book is pretty darn good, too.
    • The Electric Company: "Lights, Camera, Beetles!" - HEY YOU GUYS! Yup, it's back. In a slightly different and much modernized form. There is an ongoing plot, including two competing groups of teenagers. At least some of the original sketches show up in the new version (including the silhouette words). I'm not sure how this is going to teach reading, which was the goal of the original, but it's not horrible. Lots of hip-hop in this show, which I guess is good, but I miss Easy Reader and Spider-Man.
    • Numb3rs: "Disturbed" - Freaky episode. Charlie certainly does seem to be seriously disturbed when it starts. I wonder if his office will ever get unpacked.



    Due to money issues, we're about to suspend our Netflix subscription. Hopefully we can recover enough to restart it before the suspension needs to be cancelled. Before we suspend, we had one last movie...

    This week's movie was Kung Fu Panda. A lot of fun, a lot of goofiness, and almost too much humor for the seriousness. The voices were great, particularly the tortoise. I do wonder about the duck raising a panda. And I thought the method to teach the panda was a nice touch. It was a fun movie, good to watch when you need a light comedy.



    Here are reviews of the DCBS comic book shipment that arrived this week, of books originally released Apr 22nd and 29th:
    • Doctor Who Classics Series 2 #5 - I have forgotten most of this story, so re-reading it now is very much like reading it for the first time. The start is a confusing mish-mash of ideas. I do like Sir Justin, though.
    • Green Lantern #40 - First real battle against the Orange. So far I'm not impressed.
    • Justice League of America #32 - Um. Ok. This book is just floundering, isn't it? The whole "split team" stuff is nonsense, and the plot of this issue is... well, weak. And the rollcall, which shows the late Batman, doesn't even bother to show founding member Aquaman. Blah.
    • Justice Society of America #26 - A slice of life issue, which I enjoy in this book. The art threw me off quite a bit... was it just me or does Jay look really odd in some panels? And I couldn't tell some of the female characters apart. I wasn't at all sure who the two girls on the first pages were until names started being named. I enjoyed the book, but the artwork needed a little more polish.
    • Batman: The Brave and the Bold #4 - AQUAMAN! But the funniest part of the whole issue is the first two pages. If you have any opportunity to read them take it. Trust me. Especially if you know your DC history. But then we get AQUAMAN! And Mera! Outrageous! On Earth Day! Um. I enjoyed this issue. But I really haven't got a lot more to say. Read it.
    • The Muppet Show #2 - I miss the music. I know they tried to get it in there, but the lyrics just don't quite cut it. The best thing about the original show was the music. However, they've got just about everything ELSE right, so this book is definitely worth a read if you are a Muppet fan.
    Ok, seriously, those first two pages of Brave and the Bold #4 are a delight to any fan, and maybe the best two pages of comics in years of comic books. I admit I like Aquaman, but those first two pages give me the giggles.



    My library book this week was Blowsand by Roscoe Sheller. This is Roscoe's own story of how, when he was 10, he and his parents moved from Illinois to a dust covered wannabe town in the middle of the Yakima Valley in Washington state... in 1899. I picked up this book at the advice of a local, who told me it would give me a flavor of this area of the state I've moved to. She was right. Sheller is not the finest writer ever, nor is he the best storyteller, but he has the advantage of having been in at the beginning of a town and having experienced all the wealth of adventures of early farmers in one of the most productive farmlands in the United States.

    Yakima Valley was, at the time, little more than a windswept desert. The title, "Blowsand", refers to the ashy soil that heaped itself up into sand dunes. That soil, when properly irrigated, was fantastic for growing just about anything. And the weather, with an average of 300 days of sun a year, allowed for long growing seasons. The settlers were promised "no winter", and mostly got it. And more importantly, the city was settled by a group that called themselves the Christian Cooperative Colony and intended to be free of saloons, gambling, and the other vices that plagues towns in the West.

    Sheller's story covers his family's first five years in the valley, where they lived in a tiny hut infested with bedbugs, drank irrigation water that eventually gave them typhoid fever, and tamed 80 acres of blowsand into working farmland. And, in the epilogue, Sheller goes into more detail about how the irrigation in the valley nearly destroyed it. The whole book managed to plant me firmly in this place, and allowed me to look at the scenery and sights with new eyes. Definitely a local interest book, but certainly worth reading for folks who come out here to live.



    Agatha Christie this week was Death on the Nile, the last book from 1937. This is another book with a long lead up before anything happens. The reader is introduced to a ton of characters, almost all of whom are nicely described making them memorable and distinguishable. Then the crime occurs, with Poirot and Colonel Race right there on the spot to solve it immediately. Only, there isn't just one crime... and while Poirot is on vacation, Colonel Race isn't. I loved how Poirot peels back each mystery, one at a time, to get to the heart of the matter. And, no, I didn't get this one. In fact, when I guessed who the victim would be I was even wrong there. *sigh*



    Fortean Times #248, June 2009. Sky serpents! I just got the next issue of this mag, so I'd better get to commenting on this one. The cover and the cover story are great, about ... well, flying snakes. Impressively, the story starts out with information on a real flying snake. Then it goes into a great collection of far less likely flying snakes, with all the skepticism such lovely tales deserve. Strangedays was fun as usual, with some very good photos. Speaking of photos, Ghostwatch had a couple of good fakes. There's an interesting obit of Forrest J Ackerman, clearly written by a fan. The UFO Files once again dissects sightings and gives them rationale down-to-earth explanations, along with part one of an analysis on waves of sightings.

    A fascinating article on Robert Rankin brings up the creation of myths, and how easy it is to fool people into believing they've seen something. As an aside, an example from my own experience is the number of people who report to my husband that they've seen a final scene from The Wizard of Oz in which Dorothy finds the Ruby Slippers. Didn't happen. Never filmed. But oddly enough, when my husband mentioned it, I recalled the scene, only recalled seeing it in a documentary about the movie. If anyone has such a clip, please let me know. A very goofy article argues that the movie industry's films about alien invasion have been subtly and not-so-subtly guided by the government.

    I very much enjoyed the article on False Authority Syndrome, in which one source is taken as fact, despite sources making mistakes and deliberately putting in false entries (both for copyright reasons and to make readers aware). The article covered the subject well, and was mildly amusing. As another aside, my husband has also been subjected to this... when his Wizard of Oz April Fools Day joke was taken as fact by people who didn't bother to check his sources (his link went to a page that said, "April Fools!").

    Another article on missing time argues that electromagnetic charges may have something to do with them, as all the other "symptoms" in such events can be explained by changes in the EMF. I wonder if a full scientific study on the effects of electromagnetic fields is being conducted anywhere? It sure seems like a lot of what people refer to as "paranormal" might be explained by EMF changes.

    There's a fun article on Barbara Woodhouse's mysterious Argentinian marsupial skunk. That's right, in her autobiography she describes a skunk that she found (as a young woman working with horses in Argentina) as having a pouch. A true cryptozoological mystery, because no skunks have pouches, and no 'possums look enough like a skunk to match her description. Until someone else finds an example of the animal, however, we'll all just have to go "Walkies!"

    The book reviews were great, as usual. The movie reviews weren't as great, as usual, but still were a step above most reviews. The video game reviews didn't make me want to play either game reveiwed. The letters pages were also good, particularly the two-page spread devoted to the Darwin debate. The extended cartoon on Dr Dee was vaguely of interest, but not the best ending to the magazine. Looking forward to reading #249, which just arrived. This is one of the best entertainment mags around.



    Saturday, May 09, 2009

    Unrelated to Anything Else

    It's been awhile since I reported on my weight loss. Long-time readers know how I lost over 100 pounds in roughly two years. When hubby-Eric and I moved to Eastern Washington, I gained a few pounds back due to shabby eating and my unwillingness to count calories in the chaos. I'm now a couple of pounds over where I want to be, but making progress towards getting back to my standard weight.

    I thought I'd post a link to Mark Evanier, whose posts about gastric bypass surgery were part of my inspiration. This post is about Dom DeLuise and weight. What Evanier says about fitting into the world is true. I do feel like I fit into the world better now that I'm not hovering near 300 pounds. I'm not even close to being skinny, but I no longer feel obese, and that makes a huge difference.

    Friday, May 08, 2009

    Linkdump

    Want.

    Comic Book Legends Revealed #202.

    You knew that all of Cosmos is on Hulu, right?

    Warren Ellis links to Print-On-Demand DVDs.

    A pub was evacuated when The Holy Hand Grenade was mistaken for a real grenade.

    These are fairly original hotel rooms.

    Yes We Can Has Cheezburgers.

    Mississippi actually pays attention to safety and the wishes of its electorate and bans automated traffic light cameras. Other states are following suit, including Montana.

    An interesting reaction to the Kindle. I still want a Kindle.

    Pug for the in-laws.

    Thursday, May 07, 2009

    Flu Update

    It looks like this one was another (mostly) false alarm. The reasons for the high fatality rates of the earliest cases in Mexico aren't yet certain, but they don't seem to indicate a more powerful flu virus. This one seems to be a normal flu.

    That's not to say it's not dangerous. It is. The flu is one of our more deadly common diseases, and this particular strain is extra bad because no one has any immunity to it. There is no vaccine for it. The annual flu vaccine is a best guess of what strains are likely to appear, and this flu wasn't around when the vaccine was being made.

    But it doesn't seem to be any more dangerous than most flus, so you may as well make your plans again and not worry unless you're feeling sick. But keep washing your hands, please. Stay in practice for the next strain to come down the line.

    And if you are thinking the CDC and WHO overreacted, think about this. If that early rate of fatalities had continued, we would be thanking them that we knew about it and were ready to deal with it. We're just lucky it wasn't/isn't the case this time.

    I'll leave you with one last haunting thought. The deadly flu of 1918 had a 5% mortality rate (worst case estimates), tens of millions of people died. The swine flu outbreak appeared at the beginning to have a 6% mortality rate (later revised WAY downward when more concrete information was gathered). But the bird flu has an over 80% mortality rate: fortunately it does not yet seem to be able to spread from human to human (you can only get it from birds). This is why experts are still worried about bird flu (and will be for the foreseeable future). And this is why we have to take reports of possible flu outbreaks seriously, even if we think it might be an overreaction.

    Wednesday, May 06, 2009

    Look What My Fence Caught!

    Massive windstorms in the area, with a bit of rain in between the storms. I looked out the side window after a particularly loud gust of wind and spotted this, so I had to go take a picture:

    Temp Fence Catches Tumbleweed

    You might also be able to see my neighbor's garbage can lid just behind the tumbleweed in the image. And if you can see the street back there?

    Garbage cans!

    I count five garbage cans rolling around on the street. This is another reason I want a fence, to keep the neighbors' garbage out of my yard when the wind kicks up, which it always does.

    It won't protect me from the grit and dust... when I went out to take that picture I came back in with gritty teeth. I wish I could've gotten a picture of the dust storm that raged through our neighborhood. It was impressive enough that I was shocked into just staring at it until it died down. When I went out to run some errands I noticed that most of the dust/dirt/grit was coming from the construction site to the east of our house. Hopefully, once the rest of the houses are built (if the economy recovers enough to build them), we won't have the same dust problem.

    I've seen a number of other items blown down by the wind, but the one thing that fell down the most in Western Washington is almost entirely absent here. You don't get tree limbs all over the streets in a wind storm in a place where there just aren't many trees.

    Tuesday, May 05, 2009

    Corrected Copy...

    My DCBS shipment has arrived, and I received a "corrected" copy of Green Lantern Corps #35. I'm sure all the rest of you know all about this by now, but I was a little surprised. After all, I read and even commented on the issue. There were no mistakes that I could see. After flipping through the corrected copy, I went upstairs and grabbed the original copy, and this is what I found:

    GLC 35

    The top issue, on the left, is the corrected copy. The one on the right is the original. See the difference? As far as I can tell, the color of the lantern symbol in the logo is the only difference. I don't have the patience to go through the book page by page to make sure. But if that was the only mistake, it seems like a lot of fuss to replace all the copies. My replacement came free, I wonder how many shops ended up charging for them?

    To add to the fun, there is also a rarer variant cover. So now this book has, what, three covers?

    Monday, May 04, 2009

    My First Prom

    Back in High School, I had two big things going against me on the dating scene. The first was that I was emotionally immature to the point that I had no interest in guys (or girls) at all. Oh, sure, I had the occasional crush, but never seriously, and never reciprocated. It bothered me a lot at the time, because I didn't understand why my friends were going ga-ga over guys and I wasn't. In retrospect, it probably was for the best. The second was a severe lack of money. If I was going to spend money, it wouldn't be on a dress. So, in High School, Prom was pretty much meaningless to me. I didn't want to go to yet another boring dance, and I certainly didn't want to pay for a dress. So I didn't.

    Thus, when my husband asked if I wanted to go to the Prom of the High School he's teaching at, I was ... less than impressed. I almost said no, but then I decided it might be amusing. And so, on Saturday night, I found myself leaving Churchville to go to the even smaller town that holds hubby-Eric's High School. We got there a little early, and went in to make sure everything was set up. Total folks in the building: three photo team members, one DJ, one of Eric's fellow teachers, and three Juniors who were doing the set up for the Italian Soda stand. Eric immediately pitched in to help with the set up and such, and I wandered around trying to stay out of the way in my frumpy skirt and blouse.

    Around 7:30 pm the couples started arriving for pictures. I was drafted to check their tickets. I was amused to see it start raining *just* as the couples started arriving. It's unusual enough for it to rain around here that rain on Prom night was a piece of cruel fate, particularly for the poor girls. You could tell which guys were gentlemen by whether or not they used their jackets to shield their dates. One guy (who arrived with three girls) actually had an umbrella.

    The dresses were fantastic. It was clear that a lot of effort went into this promenade. Later on when patrolling the halls and bathroom I witnessed just how much this beauty cost some of the girls, as one girl showed that her side was already bruised from how tight the dress squeezed her, and another girl had an impressive blister on her foot from walking around in brand new high heels.

    The couples came to get their pictures taken, then most of them immediately left. When I asked one of the Juniors about it, she said they were off to dinner. Because the Churchville area is a restaurant wasteland to a large extent, most of them were driving 30 to 40 miles away to the nearest "nice" restaurant for Prom dinner. Then they planned to return for the dance. Accordingly, the first two hours of the dance were dead.

    The security guy and his wife arrived not long after I was drafted, and it turned out that the wife was the official ticket taker, so I let her take over and started patrolling the halls with hubby to make sure no students were hiding in a corner being bad. They weren't. The students were completely well behaved, almost disappointingly so.

    The rain eased off as the night wore on, and the couples returned and danced. One of the Juniors and I counted the votes for the Prom King and Queen, and after the announcement a lot of the couples got ready to leave... but instead of rain the sprinklers had come on, blocking the way out of the building unless you were willing to get completely soaked. The boys were ready to dash for it, but the girls were wearing high heels and didn't want to for obvious reasons. The security officer took at least one couple to let out via the front door, which didn't have the sprinkler problem.

    One fellow returning to the building after running an errand managed to completely avoid the sprinklers somehow, I'm still not sure how. Another couple decided to make a dash for it, and I watched as the boy led the way gingerly... too slow, one of the sprays caught up to them, and the girl made a sudden lurch into him and the two slalomed across the lawn to his car. I'm ashamed to say that I started laughing my head off, and in the next moment I laughed even harder as the sprinklers finally turned off.

    The couples left and the security guy warned them as they left to be careful on the roads as his police scanner was picking up a LOT of activity. When the last of the students were gone, the DJ started to pack up. The photographers had left as soon as the Prom King and Queen were photographed. The DJ's assistant arrived to help him pack, and Eric and I started to do some preliminary clean up. The other teacher left Eric in charge and left, and Eric and I did a last check of the school to make sure nobody was hanging out then we went home, arriving home at 1 am.

    Based on this experience, I don't think I would have enjoyed my own Prom at all. In fact, I would have hated it. Being on the outside made this one easier to endure, and I wouldn't mind helping out again sometime, as long as I remember to bring a book next time. But I'm glad I never was in for the dresses and make-up and high heels and such. It wasn't my scene. I hope the kids who came enjoyed it more than I did.

    Sunday, May 03, 2009

    A Sunday Review

    TV this week:

    • Ghost Hunters: "Garden State Asylum" - Investigating a HUGE set of buildings and tunnels like that, with only a handful of people and cameras, seems like an almost pointless effort. This is made clear by that "great piece of evidence", where someone picked up the camera and dropped it without showing up on the camera. In an ideal situation, every camera would have another camera aimed at it. The lack of scientific method is the thing that really drives me nuts about this show. It could be applied, but never is.
    • Food Detectives: "All You Can Eat" - The calorie counting in this one was particularly interesting to me, having lost over 100 pounds by paying attention to calories. The advice of sitting away from the buffet table and using the smaller plates during an all-you-can-eat is stuff I've used before, and works. I found the blue foods bit to be cool, but I would have liked to see other non-blue foods tested just to give us an idea of how deep into the spectrum other colors went.
    • Dinner Impossible: "NBA All-Star Stress" - Why would Robert make his job so much more difficult by doing 30 instead of 10 dishes? This seemed to be the "safety in the kitchen" episode, with a number of near disasters, even repeated in slo-mo! Scary stuff, kiddies. If you can survive a Dinner Impossible with Chef Robert, you can probably handle a regular kitchen.
    • Supernanny: "Krolikowski Family" - Jo is up against a dad who thinks she's full of bunk and uses corporal punishment on his children. Discipline in this house is based in fear and not love, where there is any discipline at all. I wasn't sure if this one would work at first, especially when dad acted like raising kids was nothing to do with him. Again, I really want to see a follow-up with this family in a year or so. And follow-ups with previous families as well.



    This week's comic book related review is Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Manga: Boukenshin published by Tokyopop. "Boukenshin" translates as "Adventurous Spirit". There are four stories in this collection, featuring writers David Gerrold, Diane Duane, Christine Boylan, and F J DeSanto and artists E J Su, Chrissy Delk, Don Hudson, and Bettina Kurkoski.
    • Changeling - A team is sent into the Labyrinth of Wisdom, with Ensign Wesley on his first mission. Groan-inducing. Constantly groan-inducing. Funny, yes, and the art enhances the fun, but definitely a groaner story. I liked it.
    • Sensation - A mysterious plague attacks an archeological expedition, and the Enterprise aids and investigates. There are moments when this story moves a little slow, but overall it pulls together with a nice mystery and a solution unique to the crew of the Enterprise.
    • The Picardian Knot - After a mind-meld with Ambassador Sarek, Picard and his crew are called to the Neutral Zone. Cringe-worthy at times, but the final result is satisfying. I enjoyed it.
    • Loyalty - During the Enterprise's refit after Wolf 359, Riker is called to secret meeting to discuss the future of the ship's command. Courtroom drama doesn't work really well in comic book form, I'm afraid, and despite the artist's best efforts, this one comes across as a little forgettable. It's a good story, it's just not as good as the other stories in this collection.
    Not a bad collection at all. The Manga style works with these characters, and the top-notch writers working on this collection also helped a lot. If you have a chance to snag a copy of this one and are a fan of STTNG, I'd recommend reading it.



    My library book this week was A Shadow in Summer by Daniel Abraham. This is a different sort of fantasy, with a unique premise and based in a neatly different culture. You are drawn into a world where the way a person holds their body is as important as the words they say, and poets can draw raw power into physical forms. This is the first book of a quartet, but it works fine as a standalone. Definitely a book to give a chance. I enjoyed it enough to request the remaining three books from Interlibrary loan (and just found out that the library system is ordering copies of all three now).



    Agatha Christie this week was Dumb Witness from 1937. Still slowly working my way through these books in almost chronological order. This book has a rather active dog who talks to Hastings quite a bit, although he's not a good witness. The book also doesn't introduce Poirot into the story until about five chapters in. The mystery is good, and again I didn't get close to solving it. I'm beginning to think I never will solve a Poirot before the reveal.



    Saturday, May 02, 2009

    Free Comic Book Day

    It's Free Comic Book Day! And I'm at home preparing for my first Prom. Too far from the nearest comic shop to make the trip. My comic mail order service will eventually send me a few of the comics, but other than that, FCBD is a bit of a bust for me this year.

    Friday, May 01, 2009

    CameraPhone Zen

    Guarding Gnome