Thursday, September 30, 2010

So... Many... Tomatoes...

I'm in Seattle for the weekend, helping out at BrickCon 2010. I came over a little early so I could be with my family and recover from the long solo drive. I also brought my family a little gift of every ripe tomato I could find on the One Dollar Tomato plants. The bucket in the following picture is a 4 quart Dairy Glen ice cream bucket, and the tomatoes are almost overflowing from it.

Bucket of Tomatoes

I'm not really sure what the LEGO alligator was doing there, except that he apparently likes tomatoes:

Alligator

Um. Right. Anyway, my sister and I went on a jaunt to REI to look for an appropriate hat for her cold weather class that she's going to be taking, and I spotted the following. All I really want to know is why. Why that name? Just... why.

Cat Crap

After our jaunt at REI we stopped in at a grocery store and I spotted these Oz Pumpkins, which I was tempted to get for hubby-Eric, except I knew they wouldn't last long and add in the whole trip over the mountains and it just didn't seem like the best ever idea. Oh well.

Oz Pumpkins

But man, if they're from Oz, I wonder if they have any magical Oz powers? Is orange the color of any Oz country? Would they work as Jack Pumpkinhead heads?

Oh well. I've got other things to do tonight before turning in. I hope to write a little more about BrickCon if I'm not so tired I can't function. In the meantime, I think Eric will be keeping up his Banned Books Week posts for your enjoyment and edification.

Banned Books Week, Day 6

Another book that someone thinks is too dangerous for you to read:

Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary (Merriam-Webster). Pulled from the Menifee, Calif. Union School District (2010) because a parent complained when a child came across the term "oral sex." Officials said the district is forming a committee to consider a permanent classroom ban of the dictionary. Seriously? A dictionary, just because of one entry? Has nobody read Fahrenheit 451 or 1984?

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Banned Books Week, Day 5

Another book that someone doesn't want you to read, because they know more than you do, and you are obviously incapable of thinking for yourself, doncha know...

Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting by in America by Barbara by Ehrenreich (Holt). Challenged at the Easton, Penn., School District (2010), but retained despite a parent's claim the book promotes "economic fallacies" and socialist ideas, as well as advocating the use of illegal drugs and belittling Christians.

Ripples Through Time - 204

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Adventure #280 Aquaman Splash Page
Adventure #280 (Jan 1961) - The Lost Ocean

Aquaman and Aqualad take the place of two striken TV stars in the popular series Sea Chase.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aquaman, Aqualad

Quotefile: Lighthouse keeper, "I know you're the king of the sea, Aquaman, but you'd have to go some to match Jim Flood's skill!"

Finny Friends Report: Electric eels short out the damaged sea monster prop that goes after Aqualad. Aquaman orders fish to swim in a circle to create a vortex that sucks the real giant egg to the surface. A school of octopi hold down the sea-centipede to make it look like it got entangled in seaweed.

I love the framing sequence with Aquaman and Aqualad sitting down to watch TV with a lighthouse keeper. I guess Aquaman would be quite comfortable with lighthouses.

Jim and Ted Flood got the bends from diving too deeply, according to the story, and are stuck in iron lungs until they recover. As far as I can determine, though, an iron lung is the wrong tool to help people with the bends, as it only helps to breathe.

I was amused that the director told Aquaman and Aqualad they didn't have to change outfits, that the special effects man would "retouch" the film to make it look like they were Jim and Ted. But considering the time and cost involved, you think they'd put on the outfits anyway.

So typical of a DC tale that they are filming a story based on The Lost World they would run across real "prehistoric" creatures on the ocean floor.

Aquaman shows his usual modesty when the lighthouse keeper raves about Jim and Ted Flood, but he and Aqualad share a wink behind the keeper's back.

Have you read this story? What do you think?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I Love the Aquaman Reference

Banned Books Week, Day 4

Another book that someone doesn't want you to read:

And Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell (Simon & Schuster). Challenged, but retained in the North Kansas City, Mo., schools (2009) despite a parent's concern that the book wasn't age-appropriate, didn’t follow the district's policy on human sexuality education, and tries to indoctrinate children about homosexuality. The illustrated book is based on a true story of two male penguins that adopted an abandoned egg at New York City's Central Park in the late 1990s. In subsequent discussions, the schools appear to be headed towards segregating elementary school libraries according to "age appropriateness." Students might be restricted to view or check out materials in their own age-class or younger.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Banned Books Week, Day 3

Each day during this year's Banned Book Week, I will be highlighting a book that has been challenged within the last couple of years. Today's book:

Geography Club by Brent Hartinger (HarperTempest). Challenged at the West Bend, Wis., Community Memorial Library (2009) as being "obscene or child pornography" in a section designated "Young Adults." The library board unanimously voted 9–0 to maintain, "without removing, relocating, labeling, or otherwise restricting access," the books in the young adult category at the West Bend Community Memorial Library. The vote was a rejection of a four-month campaign conducted by the citizen’s group West Bend Citizens for Safe Libraries to move fiction and nonfiction books with sexually explicit passages from the young adult section to the adult section and label them as containing sexual material. I've read this book, and frankly, I can't see what the fuss is about. It's the story of a group of gay high school students finding each other and coming together just to have someone else to talk to about their experiences. Yes, two gay students kiss, and there is some frank and honest language that is exactly how students talk. But obscene? Child pornography?? Not even close!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Banned Books Week, Day 2

Celebrating your right to read, here's another book that some people don't want you to read.

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou (Bantam). Restricted to students with parental permission at the Ocean View School District middle school libraries in Huntington Beach, Calif. (2009), because the "book's contents were inappropriate for children." Challenged in the Newman-Crows Landing, Calif., School District (2009) on a required reading list presented by the Orestimba High English Department. A trustee questioned the qualifications of Orestimba staff to teach a novel depicting African American culture. All this despite the fact that the book is considered one of the greatest literary autobiographical books ever.


A Sunday Review

Agatha Christie this week was The Pale Horse from 1961. A list of dead and rumors of an organization that kills via the supernatural get a young man hunting for a killer. This one did a lovely job of showing off Christie's mild belief in the paranormal while also being totally reasonable about it. Mrs. Oliver, Christie's MarySue character, had a nicely prominent role in the solving of the problem and also gave even more insight into a writer's mind. As usual, when the murderer was finally revealed I was gobsmacked and very disappointed that I'd failed to figure it out. As with all Chrisite books, in retrospect the murderer seems obvious, but at the time of reading ... well. At least I have the comfort of knowing that Christie's narrator in this one also missed the key clues and didn't know who the murderer was until the reveal. Another great Agatha Christie book... and many more yet to read.



This week's movie was Freaky Friday from 2003 with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. I had pretty much zero interest in seeing this, but that's why hubby and I trade off on who gets to pick the Netflix movie. To my surprise, this was a really fun little popcorn movie. I enjoyed the performances, and remembered why Lohan was so popular before she self-imploded. She was a really good actress. And then Jamie Lee Curtis is always fun to see. The updating of the situations was nice, with a much more modern take on the roles of parent and daughter. A nice light movie to watch if you need something funny and silly, with surprisingly few cringe-worthy moments.



My library book this week was Ranger's Apprentice Book Seven: Erak's Ransom by John Flanagan. This book jumps back in time to right before Will graduates, to fill in some missing adventures, particularly Halt's wedding, where the adventure sort of starts. This is a pretty rolicking little tale of a pseudo-viking getting captured by pseudo-bedouins and then getting rescued by our Rangers. It's also a coming of age story. This is written for kids and young adults, so your mileage will vary depending on whether or not you like reading for pure entertainment or not.



DCBS
Here are reviews of the DCBS comic book shipment that arrived this week, of books originally released September 1st, 9th, and 15th:
  • Brightest Day #9 - Lots of Aquaman related action in this one. Aquaman, Jackson, and Manta have lots of screen time, enough to make me happy with it. The J'onn bits were fine too. Much better than the last issue.
  • JSA All-Stars #10 - With the annoying crossover, I'd pretty much forgotten this storyline. Wow. I wonder what's up with Cyclone?
  • Superman: The Last Family of Krypton #2 - I do so love Elseworlds, but shouldn't other heroes be popping up now, besides Bruce Wayne, who makes a good showing in this one? Ah well, fun is fun.
  • Astro City: Silver Agent #2 - Very nice finish to a powerful little story.
  • PS238 #46 - Huh. This is getting more like a regular super-hero book with ongoing plotlines that are hard to follow and a cast of hundreds. But it's still one of the best comics out there.
  • Torchwood #2 - Again, a disjointed story that presumes a little too much and leaves out a story beat. But that was just one of the three stories in this one. There's a text story that wasn't entirely bad, and another installment of the ongoing story. So far not my favorite comic.
  • 1 for a Dollar Groo - Wait, Groo's a genius? This issue does what it's supposed to do, got me interested in the story. I don't know if I'll hunt down the rest, but it was fun. Aragones' artwork is amazing to just look at, finding all the details and jokes. It was worth a buck just for that.

  • Green Lantern #57 - Getting a little tired of seeing all these battles between various lantern colors. I want to see good stories, but I don't feel like there is going to be much of a payoff.
  • Incredibles #13 - Fun! I love this book. Only wish it was slightly longer.
  • Doctor Who Ongoing #15 - Best issue so far. Pity all of them weren't this good. All that set-up, and there isn't going to be much payoff.

  • Brightest Day #10 - And we get Jackson's origin story, with an awesome appearance by Aquaman at the end after he's dismissed Mera for a bit. Wow. And the Firestorm bits must be important, but I'm not that interested in them.
  • Green Lantern Emerald Warriors #2 - Ok, usually I have no interest in space stories in the DCU, but this one has got a little hook in my mouth, and is beginning to pull me in. Partly because I'm wondering if the Red Lantern problem is going to come back to haunt Mera as well.
  • Birds of Prey #5 - Lots of happy endings in this one, and one BIG unhappy continuation. I'm curious to see what's up with canary now.
  • Justice Society of America Special #1 - Disjointed, poor artwork, silly storyline, and no resolution... or rather, the standard superhero resolution in which everything goes back to the status quo in virtually every way. Bleh.
  • Zatanna #5 - I feel sorry for Zatanna's cousin in this one.
  • DC Universe Legacies #5 - Not enough Aquaman. And no Aqualad. How disappointing. But then, Aquaman wasn't a big part of the Crisis, and that seems to be where we've got to by now. Maybe next issue.
  • Batman Beyond #4 - um. ok. I am not impressed by the reveal, because I'm not sure what it's actually trying to tell us. Maybe I'll get it in the next issue.
  • Tiny Titans #32 - Needs more Aqualad. Just a little bit of Aqualad in this one, but more than in recent issues, so that's something.
  • DMZ #57 - A very powerful little done-in-one about a baby and a woman we've met before, and a mother. This is one of those truly great issues that people ought to give to others to explain just what this book is about.
  • Northlanders #32 - Yikes. More violence, and more of the unlikable Erik, but at least the girl is talking and gaining personality now.
Hubby-Eric and I will soon be moving to once-a-month shipping, which means less frequent and maybe larger reviews, unless I split them up. On the one hand it's a pity we can't afford twice-a-month any more, but on the other hand we've found that the delay in getting our books isn't as annoying as I thought it would be when we first started getting books through mail order. It seems that I can avoid spoilers if I'm careful.



TV this week:
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Guess What's Coming to Dinner?" - I really wasn't expecting the hybrid to do that once she was back in control of the ship, although I suspected she was going to do something. Roslin was not at her finest when she decided to go talk to the hybrid, was she? Felix has a nice voice. Oh, this series has been surprisingly good. Can't wait for the next disc to come.

  • Ghost Hunters: "A Shot in the Dark" - The team is headed to The Colonial Inn at Concord, MA, very close to the location of The Shot Heard 'Round The World. Wounded soldiers from that first battle were taken to the Inn to be cared for, and to die. Clearly a place with a lot of history. The ghost stories are wonderful, as you might expect. The one with the woman who refused to go back into her room after seeing a ghost was a pretty fun one. The room with two bloodied soldiers watching people as they wake from sleep was nicely creepy. The Ghost Hunters quickly started hearing noises, but it's an old building. I loved Britt's reaction as the door behind him closes. My immediate thought was that he stepped on a soft spot on the floor that caused the door to close. This episode suffered from over-produced sound, even more obvious than other ones this season. Whoever does the sound should stop putting in sound effects when people are investigating sounds. Sheesh. They also put loud effects on the flashlight turning on, which is silly. Anyway... the door closing was apparently tested by Britt at the time of it happening. The manager was impressed by Britt jumping out of his skin. But none of their evidence is completely convincing.

  • Destination Truth: "Ghosts of Haboro/Mngwa" - Ghost Hunting in Japan, and the absolute worst kind of ghost hunting as well. The team didn't even check out that school in daylight before entering and wandering around, and it was falling down. Nifty discovery of a thermal ghost in the old apartment block, but I don't like the example they set in investigating. Off to Tanzania and that was ok, but just as dangerous. Let's wander around in an area with large predators in the dark. I suspect budding cryptozoologists are more likely to understand the dangers than budding ghost hunters.

  • Beast Legends: "The Kraken" - I expected this show to be about cryptozoology, but it's not. It's a group of people attempting to use existing animals as inspiration to create a "realistic" digital animation of the monster they are looking at each week. They explore the Colossal Squid, Giant Squid, and Pacific Giant Octopus as inspiration for their Kraken, and that was probably the most interesting parts of the episode for me. I may watch this to see the animals they choose, but the show seems mostly pointless. Still, comic book artist Francis Manapul is a member of the team, so it may have some crossover interest for comic book fans. It airs weekly after Destination Truth.
  • Beast Legends: "Fire Dragon" - Ok, I do like the coverage of the Polish dragon legend (and how it was defeated by a very smart cobbler). The hunt for dragon bones and dragon tracks in Poland made for fun television. This had more interesting research in it, including a 16th century manuscript that referred to the Polish dragon as Olophagus, which translates as "swallows whole" which in turn led them to alligators. They also examine snake fangs, and there's a nice moment of levity during snake handling. I kind of like the biological explanation they came up with for fire-breathing. I'm warming up to this show.
  • Beast Legends: "Megajaws" - Dakuwaqa, the Fijian Shark God, is the target of this episode. I really enjoyed the animation they used at the beginning to show the legend. Very stylish. The research was almost as good as Destination Truth's travel stories. They go to Fiji and dive with eight species of shark. Without any cages. They just jump in with wetsuits and scuba gear. Meanwhile, down in the Bahamas, the comic book artist and biologist test shark senses. I like how they got people to help with the sand sculpture. This show is really goofy. I kind of like it.

  • Being Human: "Series 2, Episode 8" - Annie. Oh Annie. Wow. That was a finish, but definitely a set up for another season. Wow. Right, um, this was the series 2 finale, and it took all the dangling threads and pulled them out and wrapped them around the story's throat. It's an impressive paranormal show, and it just keeps getting more interesting. And that final scene... yikes. Not what I wasn't expecting.

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Siege of Starro! Part Two" - Go Aquaman! I like that he was actually a threat to a large group of heroes even under Starro control. I wasn't expecting the end of this one. Pretty strange choice of hero, but it worked.


Saturday, September 25, 2010

Banned Books Week, Day 1

Today marks the beginning of the American Library Association's Banned Books Week, celebrating your and my right to read whatever we want by shining a light on the attempts to ban or restrict access to books over the past year. So I'm going to put up a post about a book every day this week. So let's start with:

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie (Thorndike Press; Little). Retained on the summer reading list at Antioch, Illinois, High School (2009) despite objections from several parents who found its language vulgar and racist. In response to concerns, however, the district will form a committee each March to review future summer reading assignments. The committee, which will include parents, would decide whether parents should be warned if a book contains possibly objectionable material. This despite the fact that this semi-autobiographical book is still a best seller, won a National Book Award in 2007, and was on the list of the School Library Journal's Best Books of 2007.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Everything's Better With Muppets


Seriously, everything IS better with muppets. Just look at my last Sunday Review. We've been watching the Season 3 DVD, and have already watched the first two seasons on DVD. I hope the last two seasons will come out soon, although... like I said... having Helen Reddy and Harry Belafonte on the Muppet Show is enough.

Ripples Through Time - 203

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Showcase #30 Cover
Showcase #30 (Jan 1961) - The Creatures from Atlantis!

A distress call from Atlantis sends Aquaman back to his mother's home to stop an alien invasion.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aquaman, Aqualad, Topo

Recurring Characters: Tom and Atlanna Curry, in flashback

Locations: Aqua-Cave, Atlantis

Aqua-Exclamations: Great Guppies! Shades of Davy Jones! Great Neptune! Great Waves! Sweet Seaweed! Leaping Sea Lions!

Captured/Knocked Out report: Aquaman is captured as soon as he approaches Atlantis. Later, he's spotted spying on the leader of the aliens, and thrown in solitary so he can't warn the Atlanteans.

Quotefile: Atlantean, "Farewell, Aquaman and Aqualad! Henceforth, we shall look upon you both as our ambassadors to the outside world!"

Finny Friends Report:
  • Chapter One: Aquaman and Aqualad are riding porpoises when they spot the cargo ship on fire. Whales use their spouts as firehoses, swordfish cut open the hull so octopi can get at the poison cargo and load it onto the whales' backs. Eels form ropes to hold the cargo steady while Aqualad guides the flotilla to port. A lantern fish brings the S.O.S. from Atlantis, he orders the lantern fish to tell Aqualad where he's gone.
  • Chapter Two: After his capture, Aquaman gets a guppy to relay his message to the outside, where it goes from a lantern fish to mantas to swordfish that tap out a message massing Aquaman's fish to attack Atlantis. The aliens are able to repel the attack, and Aquaman has the guppy call it off. Later, the guppy tells Aqualad how to get into Atlantis. Aqualad rides a swordfish into the city disguised in seaweed, and the swordfish cuts Aquaman out of his cell.
  • Chapter Three: Aquaman and Aqualad ride porpoises as they follow the aliens to the surface. Octopi, including Topo, capture the alien guards when Aquaman distracts them. Octopi throw grenades, whales use their spouts to throw depth charges, and flying fish launch torpedoes at the alien ship. When those don't work, seagulls drop grenades on the ship. Electric eels attack the aliens in an underwater forest.
A highlight of this one is a four-page recap of Aquaman's origin with a little more detail and focus on the Atlantis side than we'd seen before. This is important, because this is the first time in the Silver Age that Aquaman has entered Atlantis. He indicated in his origin in Adventure #260 that he knows where it is, and even attempted to return Aqualad to the city, but in this issue he finally enters for the first time, as a prisoner. This is a theme that will continue throughout his incarnations. When his origin is revamped in The Legend of Aquaman, his first contact with Atlantis is also as a prisoner.

For Aquaman's first longer story we get just about everything an Aquaman fan might want. We get his origin again, with new artwork. We get Aqualad being responsible and on his own. We get Atlantis. We get a suitably nasty set of bad guys for Aquaman to defeat. We get a threat to the entire world that Aquaman has to deal with, not just to Atlantis. And lastly, we get a lot of awesome Aqua-exclamations. I'm particularly fond of "Sweet Seaweed!"

At the very end of this story, we get a tagline that says, "Follow the Adventures of Aquaman in Adventure Comics". Aquaman will only have three more stories in Adventure Comics in the coming year, after which he won't return to that book until 1974.

Have you read this story? What do you think?

Monday, September 20, 2010

Stepford Plants Update

Not much to report, really. The plum stick and arbor vitae continue to grow oh so slow. The real action is with the tomato plants.

The grew big enough to eat small dogs and neighborhood cats, then settled into a routine of producing very nice fruit for me. I've been regularly picking tomatoes, most fairly small, and putting them in a bowl on my counter to eat when I think they are perfectly ripe. After two days of storms, I went out today and found that one of the BIG ones that I thought was never going to ripen was not only ripe, it was perfectly ripe. It was firm but not rock solid, and I decided I was going to have a sandwich with tomato on it today as soon as I picked it. There were six other ripe ones that I brought into the house as well, and one I rejected because it split open on the vine. There are quite a few pink-ish ones left, so I won't be wanting for tomatoes for now. Pity that hubby-Eric doesn't like tomatoes!

Sliced Tomato

After I cut the big tomato and put slices on my sandwich, I thought to take a picture of what was left, sorry it's so blurry. Fortunately, I love tomatoes, and had the rest of the fruit as a side to my meal. Later, when I started having a snack craving, I looked at the cookies in the pantry, then remembered that I had brought in seven tomatoes today, adding to two that were already there. So I fixed up a plate of sliced and diced tomatoes for a snack instead of cookies. Less calories, more filling.

I probably won't be posting more about the tomatoes. The plants themselves are an ugly tangle, and looked even worse for wear after being beaten down by the storm and winds. The other plants... well, I might update you on their status through the winter, but don't count on it. The next regular Stepford Plants updates you are likely to see will be plants on the windowsill next Spring.

My conclusion about the One Dollar Tomato Kit: It was worth every penny. Even with the other stuff I purchased to supplement the kit (larger pots, tomato cages) the total cost was far less than I would have paid to get the tomatoes I've gotten so far. Financially a win. In addition, it gave me a sense of achievement I've never had, as every single plant before this that I've tried to grow has died. Nutritionally, it's gotten more tomatoes into my low fruit and veggie diet, so that's probably another bonus. So it was a win on several counts, and I gotta once again thank Lisa, my evil twin sister, for the idea and the original kit.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The End of Holy Pasta Week

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Spaghetti with meatballs tonight, of course. R'Amen.

A Sunday Review

This week's comic book related review is Hikaru No Go Volume 20. Only a few more volumes to go. Hikaru is in the running for a multi-country tournament, and a new character is introduced to challenge him on the style side of things. As usual, the end of the book is a cliffhanger where you aren't entirely sure who has won a game. All you know for sure is that either one deserves to go on to the tournament. As usual, I want the next volume now!



This week's movie was Batman: Under the Red Hood, another direct to DVD animated Batman movie. And, like every other one I've seen, very well done and worthy of checking out. Yay for Netflix! This story is about the biggest failure of Batman's career, Jason Todd. I don't know how closely it aligns to the comic book adventures on the same subject, but it certainly hung together as an excellent movie story. The reveal of the reason for Jason's torment was particularly strong. I wasn't fond of the voice for the Joker in this one, although it was an adequate performance for the role. And I loved Nightwing's commentary as the story moved along. One particularly lovely moment was when Ra's experienced Batman's disappearing act. I enjoyed it, and we also enjoyed the other extras, mostly on upcoming projects, on the disc. Definitely worth a Netflix if you like the superhero genre.



My library book this week was Going Bovine by Libba Bray. Cameron has Creutzfeldt-Jacob, "mad cow" disease. He's going to die. But first, he has a couple of things to do. Not sure why I picked this up, it must have been recommended on a website I read. But it turned out to be a very strange and pretty interesting read. It has somewhat adult themes, with NSFW language and typical teenage misbehavior that the innocent will find offensive and everyone else will shrug at. Most readers will figure out fairly quickly what must be happening, but it's worth continuing on, even if you know the conclusion, because you really don't. I won't say it's the best book I've read, but it certainly was worth the time it took to read it. Again, not for the innocent, but thought-provoking nonetheless.



TV this week:
  • Ghost Hunters International: "Demons of Nicaragua" - Another double-shot, starting in Masaya, Nicaragua and the Coyotepe Fortress. The episode started off with a visit to the family of one of the hunters, and a beautiful party thrown for the group. Brief but it was a sweet moment. The Coyotepe Fortress wasn't nearly as pleasant. The tales were of torture when the fortress was in use, and satanic rituals after it was abandoned. The boy scouts currently using the place had come up with some stories, and GHI thought they found something there. Moving on to a torture chamber in Leon, Nicaragua, Carcel XXI, which was a prison and is now a museum since 2000. The crew even talked with a man who was a prisoner in the place, was tortured there, and went back to be a museum guard and heard the voices of friends who had died there. I'm not too excited by what they found, particularly the orb, but it was an interesting place anyway.
  • Ghost Hunters International: "Pirates of the Caribbean" - And now they are off to Omoa, Honduras and the Fortaleza de San Fernando. A zipline tour of the jungle to start the adventure, and I totally agree with Barry and his fear of heights. It was a massively cool ride but I'm not sure I would survive it. The location is a fortress on the edge of the Caribbean that has a long history including pirates and prisoners. The courtyard is beautiful, and the whole fort looks like one of those gorgeous old places that would be swarming with tourists. The stories of the place were incredible and I love how the people giving their personal tales end with something like "I decided to walk away as fast as I could." I'm not sure the evidence presented would have done anything to convince me there were ghosts, but it was a series of interesting sounds. Not the most exciting finish to a series, but then these are ghosts, the reason they aren't scientific is because they don't perform on demand.

  • Ghost Hunters: "Haunted Hotel" - The team is going to Cooperstown! They are off to the Otesaga Hotel in New York. It's a big place, a resort, and they get to stay overnight. Oooh. Seriously, though, it's a really nice looking location. I'd like to visit, haunted or not. The experiences were strange and interesting, but still not compelling. I wonder if anything they ever produce would be compelling enough for me to believe it? And while they thought that voice was saying "Amy", I thought it was saying "Mommy". I did like that the hotel gave the Ghost Hunters the run of the entire place without any other guests. Too many of these investigations involve too much outside sounds. In any case, they didn't find anything that would scare me away from staying there if I ever get out there with enough cash to do it.
  • Ghost Hunters: "America's First Zoo" - The team is visiting the Philadelphia Zoo, which just seemed insanely difficult to me. Animals make sounds, and the team relies on sounds. But the zoo appears to be a little bit more than your average zoo, and it's mostly the administration buildings that have the ghosties. The location was spread out enough that they didn't have enough cable to reach everywhere they wanted to cover. They immediately started to have interesting experiences, but so many of them were mundane. Knocks, bumps, footsteps, doors closing... I can't help but think most of those can be explained away entirely too easily to be considered paranormal. So, fun place, a dearth of animal sightings (no ghost animals?), and nothing special.
  • Ghost Hunters: "Uninvited Guests" - Another two location episode, starting at the 1875 Inn in Tilton, NH. It has a story of major fires and a little girl named Laura who perished. Nothing spectacular in this one, but potential for debunking. The place looks like a funky little location, not a bad place to visit. But a dining room haunted by a gargoyle? All they found were voices, and I just don't take EVPs as enough evidence. Next they go to Oxford, NJ and the Shippen Manor. Another old building, now a museum, with cool claims. I like the look of this place better, a nice stone building in the woods. Stories include ghosts, slamming doors, rushes of wind that attack people. Mostly claims that would be hard to debunk. During the start of their investigation, I noticed that Jay and Grant believe that objects can contain residual energy ("be haunted") which makes a museum a place where all kinds of things could happen. The people I really respect in these investigations are the camera and sound crew. Having to follow these folks around tiny hallways and steep stairwells... fun. Again, nothing groundbreaking found here, but it looks like a fun museum to visit.

  • Destination Truth: "Spirits of Angkor Wat/Canadian Lake Monster" - Oh man, Angkor Wat! That was cool. They should NOT have had the folks do that ceremony to ward off evil spirits, though. Doing a search for ghosts in an area with unfamiliar wildlife seems pretty difficult. They came up with some fun EVPs, and the thermal image was strange, but without experiencing the place myself I'm not really convinced. Loved their offering, though. Moving back to Canada, the group goes to hunt down Ogopogo in Okanagan Lake in British Columbia, not very far from my neck of the woods. In fact, pretty darn close. I don't recall having visited Kelowna but I may have sometime in the past. I've spent a decent amount of time in Canada. Anyway, diving in a frigid lake in the winter isn't something I would be inclined to do but hey, it's Destination Truth, so they do it! As usual, they came up with nothing definite, and only offered the sturgeon answer as a possible candidate, rightly pointing out that no sturgeon has ever been caught in Okanagan Lake. And so, the mystery continues.

  • Being Human: "Series 2, Episode 6" - I loved the broken psychic. He was honest even when it seemed almost wrong to be honest. I can tell that George is wrong for Sam, and Sam is wrong for George, but the daughter is cute. Mitchell's decision and hopes are heartbreaking. And that was quite a finale to the thing.
  • Being Human: "Series 2, Episode 7" - Complications as Nina returns to the house! And we learn who survived the explosion in the last episode, but unfortunately they learn who was behind it. George not figuring out daylight saving time seemed unlikely, but made for a very dramatic moment. And that last bit, when Mitchell learned Lucy's last name... ouch.

  • The Muppet Show: "Season 3 DVD Set" - We're more than halfway through, but there are two guest stars I want to mention simply because their appearances were, in my opinion, the two absolute best episodes ever. One was Helen Reddy, who is one of my favorite singers and whose final number with the camel never fails to give me a smile and happiness. The other is Harry Belafonte whose "Banana Boat Song" skit with Fozzie taught me what the song meant as a kid. And the line from Beauregard, "I always thought these was peachies!" has kept me giggling for over 30 years. But the highlight is "Turn The World Around" with those incredible African mask muppets. I remember as a child being stunned that even the final note from Zoot was done by an African mask instead of Zoot. I have not regretted a moment of having these DVDs, and really want Season 4 & 5 (and yeah, Muppets Tonight) to come out on DVD as well. But frankly, having Helen and Harry is enough if I never get the rest.

  • Battlestar Galactica: "The Road Less Traveled" - Kara is looking utterly nutcase in this one. I'm not surprised at the result her insanity brings. And Baltar comes off as something other than slimy for once. I can't help but feel for Tyrol, although this apparent alliance with Baltar sends chills up my spine.
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Faith" - Ok, I really really wasn't expecting the mutiny to resolve that way. Really. That was just about the last thing I was expecting, to be honest. And the cancer bit with Roslin was breathtaking. I used to swim with a woman who had cancer, and I remember the awesome hats and scarves she would bring in, and how that was made into a way to deal with everything. So, what exactly is going to happen when the team sent with Kara to find Earth shows up with a freaking Battlestar in tow?

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Siege of Starro! Part One" - Not enough Aquaman. No, really. I liked seeing Aqualad and Aquaman in the crowd, but I'm not a big fan of B'wana Beast, Firestorm, Captain Marvel, or Booster Gold, so the appeal of that particular team-up was limited. Still, nice to see how B'wana Beast was affected by Vixen being controlled. And clever of Firestorm to figure out how Captain Marvel could stop the main menace.


Fortean Times #265 (September 2010). The cover shows off the capitol in DC with UFOs over it and the headline, "Weapons of Mass Deception, Washing, 1952: How the CIA Created the Flying Saucer Craze" Big talk, and another implication of a conspiracy in the CIA. In the editorial, Paul Cornell is announced as a guest at UnConvention 2010, which for the first time I wish I could get to. The usual suspects make up StrangeDays, including a 70-year-old radio that seems to play period music, crop circle pictures, bodies in hotel mattresses, insane collections, and falls of fish. Ghostwatch talks about ghost photography. The Necrolog is a long article on the great Martin Gardner, whose interests parallel those of both myself and my husband, and who will be missed.

Blasts from the Past talks about a volcano that isn't, and why it came to be reported as one. The Fortean Bureau of Investigation covers the Dark Star theory of Planet X, which is intriguing but doesn't seem to have much by way of evidence to support it. There's a fascinating article on the quest 200 years ago to prove that meteors came from outer space. Articles in the Forum cover holy feathers, telepathy between dogs and their owners, and monsters. The Reviews are rich with books, movies, and games and are as strong as usual. Nothing got really poor reviews this month. And the letter column was great as usual as well. And as usual I've left out tons of stuff that this magazine it bursting with in order to keep this down to only a couple of paragraphs. Still the best magazine around.



Saturday, September 18, 2010

Penultimate Pasta Day

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"

Ok, well, we had good old fashioned Kraft Mac & Cheese for dinner tonight.

To my vast amusement, one of the podcasters in the Coolest Stuff on the Planet video podcast kept making FSM references today.

My science link for today is Evolution: 24 myth and misconceptions.

R'Amen.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Holy Pasta Week - Midway Through

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"

I'm not up for a big post tonight (I'm tired of being a human barometer). But Jeopardy tonight had a "Talk Like A Pirate" category which pleased both hubby-Eric and I in a noodly way. We had lasagna tonight, which has pasta in it. Again, we aren't strict Pastafarians, we consider ourselves Post-modern Reformed Pastafarians, and are low-church in any case.

Today's helpful science link is Understanding Evolution. I won't go on a rant today... but it's a good starting page for figuring out what evolution is and isn't. A hint: it isn't a replacement for religion, nor does it try to be.

And so, may you be touched by his noodly appendage. R'Amen!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Holy Pasta Week Day Two!

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"

I'm sure you all know what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is about, and don't need me to tell you. Some of you may not be as familiar with Holy Pasta Week, but that link should give you an overview. I'm just going to jump right in anyway.

As usual, the main link of this week is the Introduction to the Scientific Method. *rant on* Science is a different thing than religion. It should not threaten any religious person who is secure in their beliefs. Only people who have wavering, weak faith need to tear down science to support their religion. And only people who have no faith would insist that religion, in the guise of "Intelligent Design" be taught in a science class. These people are so scared of science and believe their deity to be so incredibly weak that they cannot allow science to be taught. People who insist that creationism or ID be taught in science classes are afraid. And allowing people's insecurity and terror to dictate our school curriculum is insane. Teach religion in church. Science class is for science. *rant off*

Tonight's dinner: Noodle casserole with Tuna. R'Amen.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Happy Holy Pasta Week

We celebrated with a dinner of potstickers and by watching the Doctor Who story Marco Polo (reconstructed).

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"

Ripples Through Time - 202

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Adventure #279 Aquaman Splash Page
Adventure #279 (Dec 1960) - Silly Sailors of the Sea!

A group of four teens take a sailboat for a joyride and Aquaman makes sure they don't do it again.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aquaman and Aqualad

Quotefile: "What shall I do? I don't know much about sailing boats! I never thought it could be so dangerous!"

Finny Friends Report: Aquaman has the fish swim in a circle to cause a whirlpool. Other sea creatures hold up figureheads to create sea serpents. A school of whales causes waves, squids shoot ink into the air, and electric eels supply lightning to create an artificial storm to scare the boys. Lastly, whale raise an old ship while octopi and other fish help Aquaman and Aqualad arrange dummies to look like pirates.

A remarkably silly story. Why is Aquaman so intent on teaching the boys a lesson? Seriously, just bring them in instead of putting them through greater dangers. Maybe Aquaman secretly wants them to have a great time at sea? In any case, it gives Aquaman a chance to dress up as a pirate, so it's clearly a good thing.

Notice the final panel and the wink between Aqualad and Mr Hale. A fun little moment for the kid.

Jim Hale and Aqualad share a moment

Have you read this story? What do you think?

One last note. The final page also says, "A 3-part AQUAMAN novel, including "The Origin of Aquaman" will appear in SHOWCASE #30, on sale Nov. 24!" That will be the start of Aquaman's four-issue run in Showcase, a test run for his first solo series. At the same time, he will appear in Adventure Comics three more times, then switch to being a backup in Detective Comics for a memorable 8 issue run that will conclude after the first issue of his new series starts up. In addition, as if that weren't enough, he'll start appearing as a backup in World's Finest once his run in Detective is done, with a total of 12 stories there that come out at the same time as his solo series ramps up. I'll be tackling these stories in roughly chronological order, although I'm certain to not get it exactly correct.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Loose Door Knob

Our front door knob is loose. And it's really annoying, because both Eric and I have looked up "how to fix a loose door knob" online, and every reference is to a completely different type of knob. The one we have doesn't have a lock, and it has a latch that you press down on the outside and an ordinary-looking knob inside. But the knob is attached to the latch-side by sliding onto the screw heads that hold the latch-side in place! And the knob itself won't come off the mechanism, there's no "spring" to release it.

So I managed to take the knob off, and we both examined the door, and then I figured out how to put it back on... but I didn't get the screws in far enough, so it's still loose... however, at least it's on the door now instead of sitting on the table next to the door. I wish I could figure out an easy way to take it off so I could try again, but now it won't come off. *sigh* I could be a successful do-it-myselfer if I had any clue what I was actually doing.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Time for Links

Getting ready for Holy Pasta Week, the high holy holiday of Pastafarians around the world. Here's a quick set of goofy links for you to enjoy or ignore, as you please.

Top 10 Lost Technologies.

Suffragette City.

How to deal with 100 cats let loose in IKEA.

What Amazon didn't say about e-books.

The 12 Funniest 'No Parking' Signs.

The last official sighting of a dragon in China.

He's even wearing orange!

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"
Plan your menus now.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A Sunday Review

This week's movie was Tron from 1982, with Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, and David Warner. Hubby-Eric wanted to see this before the sequel comes out, so we put it at the top of our Netflix queue despite the "very long wait" tag on it. This one comes with a lot of memories for me. I saw it back in the day and adored it. The effects were not particularly advanced, but they were unique and a different way to look at computers. My most vivid memories of the movie were the scene where Flynn is deconstructed, the lightcycle escape, and Dillinger's calm recognition that the whole thing was over at the end of the movie. I'd completely forgotten other bits, but they came back to me quickly enough. The plot is loose and silly, even in 1982 it was ridiculous, but it's a parable that recurs in science fiction a lot: computer gains self-awareness, computer attempts to take over world. Doctor Who did it 1966 with a computer called Wotan, this version just took a more inside view of the problem. The idea of taking over accounting programs and sending them to die in the arena is hilarious. And now that I really understand computing much better than I did when I was ten, the idea of the Tron program is quite appealing. I think I'm actually interested in seeing what the sequel will bring to the table.



This week's comic book related review is Hikaru No Go Volume 19. Older bits of the story come back, and Hikaru continues to grow as a character. Even more now that he doesn't have a mentor standing over him literally every moment of every day. I love how little asides from previous issues start to tie in to the continuing storyline here. Both the throwaway game that Sai played against a random stranger once and that guy who was selling fakes that Hikaru humbled came up again. This is definitely one of the better comics I've ever read.



My book this week was Three Hundred Years Hence by Mary Griffith. This is an utopian novel written in 1936 which features a male protagonist who, through an accident, ends up 300 years in the future (15th of April, 2135) experiencing the changes that the years have wrought on the world. As this is available on-line for free, and it's short, I won't go into much detail. Let's just say Mary really hated dogs. But she did manage to predict a couple of things correctly. What she got wrong, however... whew. The whole "women are fantastic and as soon as they have equal rights war will cease" and other nonsense is almost pathetic to read. Did I mention she hates dogs? And horses, too. There are some nice Wiki links within the text in case you aren't familiar with the events and people being referred to, and a few images to help out as well. I think I first saw this on Boing Boing and just finished it a few days ago.



TV this week:
  • Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: "Battle Of The Humungonauts" - Another fun one with Shaggy caught between two worlds and the whole team having to deal with it. Freddy's uniforms were hilarious.

  • History Detectives: "Chicago Clock; Universal Friends; War Dog Letter" - The Chicago clock story was a good one, with a geniune discovery of a historical artifact that had a noted position in the history of an area. And it was a good looking clock, as well. Pity that the restoration removed parts of the original mechanism. The Universal Friends story was pretty interesting for me, as I know that era very well from teachings in my childhood. It was a different sort of story of a religious decisions in a time of social upheaval. I'm glad they were able to connect the family to the group, because that seemed the least likely part of the research to succeed. The War Dog Letter piece was a repeat. A secretive training program for dogs on Cat Island was designed to teach the animals to scent Japanese and hunt them down. The guy who came up with the idea wrongly believed that Japanese had a different scent and used Japanese-American soldiers as bait. Of course, the efforts failed, but the guy went down fighting... which was the subject of the original letters that started the investigation.

  • Battlestar Galactica: "He That Believeth in Me" - Baltar is so cringeworthy that even this turning him into a prophet is hard to watch... but that bit where he agrees to die for the life of the kid was a great piece of work. In the meantime, Starbuck's 6 hour adventure is a nice mystery. And even she wonders if she's a Cylon, which makes me wonder about my feeling that she is one.
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Six of One" - I love the fact that the other Baltar appeared to Baltar, and I love his reaction to it. And I love how Adama resolved the Starbuck problem, which was how I thought he ought to have solved it in the previous episode.
  • Battlestar Galactica: "The Ties That Bind" - Oh wow. Not what I expected. Cally has never been my favorite character, but I really wasn't expecting that to happen to her. And Tory is a bit more brutal than I would have thought. Self-preservation is a pretty strong instinct, though. As for the Cylon side, well, I can't say they don't deserve the dissent they are getting.
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Escape Velocity" - Baltar gets attacked and takes revenge while Tyrol deals with his grief. Really not liking Tory. In fact, I think it's safe to say that she's my least favorite character now. I could do without her. Baltar of course is my second least favorite.

  • Destination Truth: "Poltergeists of Pompeii/Nandi Beast" - YAY! The Snark is back! This is the best travel show on television. Well, except for that wandering around in the dark bit, which is just organized stupidity. Though climbing down into Vesuvius in search of a sacred type of rock for an offering was rather impressive stupidity as well, even if it did happen in the daytime. The science of this show is dubious, but it's still very entertaining. The Pompeii bits were neat, but uneventful. I have problems with ghost hunts in open areas like that, and while the thermal image was cool, without knowing more about how thermal cameras work it is no more impressive than the Masada thermal hit. The Nandi Beast investigation sure seemed like a really dangerous one, with African wildlife all around them at night. The late night safari drive was just cool, particularly when they spotted the lioness and cubs, and later the zebras. As soon as I saw their visualization of the nandi bear, I figured it was a hyena on steroids. They also came to the conclusion that the current sightings are probably of hyenas, though the nandi bear itself may have been a different beast in the past. I love this show. Next week: Angkor Wat and the mysterious distant Canada!

  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 7: The New Class" - I confess that I've been letting all my ghostie shows pile up. I'm going to try to get through all of this year's Ghost Hunters in the next couple of weeks. This is a new team of 8 people being judged by Tango, Steve, and Jay. The prize is a place on one of the GH teams. The first location is the Waverly Hills Sanatorium, which is just an awesome place anyway, haunted or not. One of the "cadets" has a nasty habit of wandering off alone, with only the camera crew... so I wasn't surprised at who was dismissed. I did find it a little strange that the two who were allowed to come back from the first series didn't.
  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 8: Crazy For Power" - Off to the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, as asylums are definitely the best place to find ghosts on this show. After the grilling that Jay gave the guy last episode, I just wasn't surprised at who went away. They need people who are both independent and get along with others. A yes-man is no good when your perceptions are key, and turning off equipment didn't help him along.
  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 9: Dissension In the Ranks" - Off to the Mark Twain House in Hartford, CT. Wow, that is a freaking gorgeous house. Talk about beautiful. And so well-maintained. The history of the house isn't particularly gruesome or sad, except for the daughter who passed away. I really want to visit that place sometime. I hated the picking of teams. I really felt for Rosalyn. I thought the judges were a little harsh on some actions. But then, these folks signed up for being criticized and it is a competition, so they asked for it. But it's really really ugly to watch. The person leaving this episode was a surprise to me, I felt no one screwed up so badly they deserved to go.
  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 10: Island Castaway" - Back to Fort Delaware, the site of one of the strangest voices ever caught by TAPS, which I still wonder wasn't someone pranking them. But the haunting was less important than the interplay between the crew, and Eric made himself a pain in this episode. But the one who was dismissed was the one who keeps missing evidence in the review. I think I would get dismissed for the same reason, because much of what they think of as evidence I consider random sounds on the recordings. I was pleased that Vera got to be team captain, but I wasn't sure that she could handle the stress.
  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 11: Schooled at Shawshank" - At the Mansfield Reformatory, and Vera is already screwing up with the set up by not crediting Adam for finding the central location. And she also didn't make a plan on the investigation. That's what screwed her up in the end, because otherwise all of them were great. I don't know how they are going to pick a final out of the remaining three, although Eric is too overbearing for me to tolerate in one of the regular shows.
  • Ghost Hunters Academy: "Episode 12: Finals at the Stanley Hotel" - Totally cool location for the final, as I'd love to visit the hotel. Preferably before I actually see the movie The Shining. All three of the cadets are good at the whole thing, but there are some little errors that mess people up. The flashlight thing... man, I wish I could believe it, but it is such an easy thing to fake or to be due to simple technical issues. I think if I was going to attempt a real scientifically rigorous study of ghosts, I'd probably try to do it at the Stanley Hotel. That said, every investigation they do suffers from the same problems of too little time and not enough scientific method. But despite the flaws, it makes for good TV. The reality contest aspect annoys me some, but it does allow the viewer to see more of what goes into their form of investigating. I was glad to see that the winner was joining the TAPS team and not being shuffled off to GHI.

  • Ghost Hunters International: "The Spirit of Robin Hood" - The team goes to Nottingham, England and visits the Galleries of Justice which is the location where the Robin Hood legends originated. It was an ok location, and the new team seems to work together well. They found nothing special, just a couple of EVPs and some blurry photos.
  • Ghost Hunters International: "Sweeney Todd" - A two location episode. They first got to Port Talbot, Wales and check out Margam Castle, which has a nice history and an awesome guide with a lovely Welsh accent. The building is nice enough, but it sure seems sadly bare. I love the grounds of the place. Again, some voices, a blur in a picture, and strange lights. Next they go to Colnbrook, England and a very old pub called The Ostrich Inn, which was the inspiration for Sweeney Todd. The manager wants them to "clear up a few riddles" about the place. The Blue Room was the infamous place where the bed was placed that dropped rich visitors into a vat of boiling oil, and the manager and his staff really don't like the feel of the room. The whole place looks like a cozy, even cramped, place with a lot of potential to be scary just due to the history. Again, not much found, but it's interesting how the "foot" story impacted the manager's feelings about the place. We are a storytelling and story believing race.
  • Ghost Hunters International: "Wolf's Lair" - The team go to Poland to visit the Wolf's Lair, where Operation Valkyrie attempted and failed to assasinate Hitler. It's a set of bunkers out in the wild, dangerous and spooky just on its own. Throw in a haunted hotel and it could be a fun night for the investigators. I'll admit that the scariest bit for me was that someone was burning a memorial candle on Hitler's birthday in that particular place (yes, they were investigating on Hitler's birthday). Again, the usual stuff was found, but that doesn't detract from my interest for some reason.
  • Ghost Hunters International: "The Devil's Wedding" - Aw yeah, Norway! The team goes to Halden to visit Fredriksten Fortress, where a ghost actually pushed someone to his death. The team didn't find any ghosts, violent or otherwise, at all. Next up was The Old House in Tallinn, Estonia. I love the tale that the devil held a wedding in the house. Very freaky old folk tale, more freaky because it's tied to that particular place. But in the end, the team just found a creaky old house with sounds that carry. Overall I couldn't help but enjoy this one because of the great locations and the neat tales. Hearing those really cool stories is the main reason I watch these shows.



Saturday, September 11, 2010

Trying Not To Be Too Serious...

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

God stressed that His remarks were not directed exclusively at Islamic extremists, but rather at anyone whose ideological zealotry overrides his or her ability to comprehend the core message of all world religions.

"I don't care what faith you are, everybody's been making this same mistake since the dawn of time," God said. "The Muslims massacre the Hindus, the Hindus massacre the Muslims. The Buddhists, everybody massacres the Buddhists. The Jews, don't even get me started on the hardline, right-wing, Meir Kahane-loving Israeli nationalists, man. And the Christians? You people believe in a Messiah who says, 'Turn the other cheek,' but you've been killing everybody you can get your hands on since the Crusades."

Growing increasingly wrathful, God continued: "Can't you people see? What are you, morons? There are a ton of different religious traditions out there, and different cultures worship Me in different ways. But the basic message is always the same: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Shintoism... every religious belief system under the sun, they all say you're supposed to love your neighbors, folks! It's not that hard a concept to grasp."

"Why would you think I'd want anything else? Humans don't need religion or God as an excuse to kill each other—you've been doing that without any help from Me since you were freaking apes!" God said. "The whole point of believing in God is to have a higher standard of behavior. How obvious can you get?"

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Ripples Through Time - 201

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Adventure #278 Aquaman Splash Page
Adventure #278 (Nov 1960) - Aqualad Goes to School!

Aquaman decides Aqualad must attend school, but first he has to pass an entrance exam.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aqualad

Aqua-Exclamations: "Leaping Lantern Fish!"

Captured/Knocked Out report: Aqualad is hit by a capsized boat and his memory is affected.

Quotefile: Aquaman, "How is Aqualad doing?" Miss Pine, "Wonderfully, Aquaman! My review today secretly included Aqualad's test questions and he answered them all perfectly! He's sure to score 100% on his entrance exam tomorrow!"

Finny Friends Report: Aqualad dives into a target made by luminous fish. Whales lift an armored ship to remind Aqualad of the Merrimac. Sea-horses surface to remind Aqualad of the Trojan Horse. Swordfish and hammerhead sharks punch a piece of driftwood into the shape of Italy. Two octopi swim by to remind Aqualad of the number of keys on a piano. Whales blow water into the classroom to remind Aqualad of Chief Rain-in-the-Face. Sawfish and octopi free a figurehead from a sunken ship, and eels frame it to remind Aqualad of the Mona Lisa. Flying fish soar in the air in a coded pattern to remind Aqualad of Morse. Eels form a compass to give Aqualad the origin of the word "news". And the assorted fish all wink back at Aquaman in the final panel of the tale.

Miss Pine asks for an animal famed in Greek mythology, and Aqualad answers with the Trojan Horse, which wasn't an actual animal. And gets it right. Other questions are as odd. Here's the complete list of questions we see asked: "What vessel was sunk in a civil war battle between two iron-clad warships?"; "Name an animal famed in Greek Mythology!"; "Name a great country on the Mediterranean!"; "How many keys in a piano?"; "Name a famous American Indian Chief!"; "What famous portrait hangs in the Louvre museum in Paris?"; "Who invented the telegraph?"; "What's the origin of the word 'news'?"

I don't really think that "news" is an acronym for "North, East, West, South", that sounds like an explanation somebody added later.

Aqualad needs water every hour, and so turns his requirement into shows for the other students.

We have to presume that from this moment on, Aqualad attends school regularly and Aquaman has him assist after school hours and during breaks. This makes sense, as he later shows up in Scotland going to college. Of all the sidekicks, Aqualad is one who is actually shown to get schooling in something other than beating someone up.

Have you read this story? What do you think?

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

22 Stories

So, I was reading Gail Simone's message board and ran across this thread. The upshot of it is that a fellow has drawn a number of illustrations (there will be 22 when he's done) and he wants people to contribute written works based on those illustrations. Well, I've been looking at something to get my creative juices working again, so I started using my daily 750words.com writing to write stories based on the artwork.

So far, I've written and submitted three works. I don't think any of them are surreal enough (or original enough, sadly) to be seriously considered for the project, but I have very much enjoyed the process. I don't think I'll be writing a story for every drawing, but I hope I can put together a few more stories before I'm done. And once he's announced the winners, I'll probably see if I can post my contributions here for you to laugh at.

You can go check out the illustrations at Sequential Stutter right now.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Battlestar Galactica: "Razor/Razor Flashbacks" - We watched the extended version on the DVD first. Most of the Razor Flashbacks are integrated into the extended movie, so we saw those in context. Then we watched the flashbacks alone. Only three of them weren't in the movie in their entirety, the first two and the last half of the last one. But the movie made perfect sense without them in there. The whole thing was pretty impressive. I hate Cain with a passion, but at least this story made it easier to understand her. Overall, a good movie, but I'll be glad to get back to the regular episodes.
  • Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: "The Grasp of the Gnome" - RenFair! A RenFair infested with pirates. Velma: "Is it me, or are pirates basically just hoboes with earrings?" More dramatics between Velma and Scooby over Shaggy, but it's all the same. Still some movement in the overall Mister E plotline as well. I can't believe I'm enjoying this show.
  • History Detectives: "WB Cartoons; Galvez Papers; Mussolini's Dagger" - The cartoon cells story was rather incredible. Finding the list of names of the women who worked in the color department was just awesome. I've often wondered about the people who colored original DC comics back in the 40s. The manumission documents and the story of why the governor signed them was a great story, and fits Who Do You Think You Are? as much as History Detectives. The last story is a repeat.



This week's movie was The Cat Returns from Studio Ghibli. I came into this with no expectations, and was pleasantly surprised. The story concerns a girl who saves the prince of the cats from an untimely death, and gets rewards that she doesn't expect or want. The voice casting is incredible, and the story is just tight enough to carry the movie along. The animation is as fantastic as every Studio Ghibli film, and even the DVD extras were amusing. So, overall, definitely a good movie for an evening watch.



DCBS
Here are reviews of the DCBS comic book shipment that arrived this week, of books originally released August 18th and 25th:
  • Brightest Day #8 - No Aquaman. Not much interest. Really, I am a one-note fan. I would say I'm pathetic, but that would be redundant, now, wouldn't it?
  • Green Lantern Corps #51 - Eh. I want to enjoy this, and I think the plot is getting nicely intricate, but it's still just the same old superheroes in space thing.
  • Justice Society of America #42 - Wow. Kyle's mixed up relationships in an endless fight scene. Just what I don't want to read.
  • Power Girl #15 - Well, I'm kind of enjoying this. I wish the old team were on it because it was actually fun then, but if you have to make it dramatic, they are working on some good plots here.
  • DC Universe Legacies #4 - An interesting look at the superhero glory years from the perspective of a police officer, and I love the Aquaman and Aqualad content, of course. Good cliffhanger, even. But the backup story... that was just fantastic.
  • Batman Beyond #3 - Bruce is getting senile in his old age if he thinks Terry can keep up that pace. As for the rest, I'm enjoying seeing how the remainder of the Bat-verse fits into the future.
  • Tiny Titans #31 - Needs more Aqualad.
  • Doctor Who Ongoing #14 - This whole story could've been compressed by at least three issues and would have been better and more interesting. I usually hate decompressed storytelling in comics, and this is an example of the kind I hate.
  • True Story, Swear to God #13 - There's at least one page I would consider TMI, but I do love how he "describes" the headaches, because I've had those, frequently, from a completely different source. I also love how the first page plays on the readers' expectations, especially those of us who have followed Tom and Lily in real life and have an idea of some events that may be on the way.
  • Usagi Yojimbo 1 for $1 - Nice! I know I have this in a trade somewhere, but reading a reprint of the original appearance just is cool. I think I ought to find someone to give it to who might appreciate it.

  • Action Comics #892 - Nice show of Lex's utter disregard for life.
  • Justice League of America #48 - Yay! A resolution! And the back-up story sets up even more fun for the future! Yay!
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold #20 - Big Barda, Scott Free, and the Female Furies always make for an entertaining story, if cringeworthy from a property damage perspective. I'm a little surprised that the second story is the first half of the story from issue #18. What's up with that?
  • Usagi Yojimbo #131 - After last issue's cliffhanger, I was pleased to see how well Usagi and Kato handle themselves. The big with the cut off hand, and Usagi grabbing the sword from it, was nicely handled. I love the ending. Romance is so sweet.



My library book this week was The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot. We, as a society, owe Henrietta Lacks a huge debt. Her cells were the first human cells successfully cultured, and for a long time the only cells that could be cultured. Because of her cells, many diseases were cured that ravaged people for generations. But for many years no one had a clue about the woman who the original cells were taken from, or her family. Skloot was determined to tell the missing part of the story, and the result is this book. This is not a textbook, although you will learn a bit about the history of science. This is a biography, but it's more about the entire Lacks family and the fact that the children of arguably the most important person in modern medical history cannot afford health insurance. The descriptions in the book are repeated punches in the gut, both the history and the story of how the book was written. I found it well worth reading, and once I'd passed the halfway point I couldn't put it down until I got to the "where are they now" section. If you want spoilers, you can see what has happened because of this book, though without reading the book you may not understand the significance. So my conclusion: definitely worth reading, probably worth buying.



Thursday, September 02, 2010

Some Links for Thursday Night

Ten impressive Optical Illusions, a sampler from a larger article. Via Elayne.

Where does the Alphabet Come From?

How to remember people's names. I really really need to work on this.

The top 50 Music Videos of the 1990s. Sadly, I don't recognize a lot of these. Does that make me old?

If you don't vaccinate your kids, you may be liable if they make someone else sick.

Bad Panda Joke.

LOLDog Theology is simpler than LOLCat Theology.

Pug for the in-laws.

Holy Pasta Week
Sep 15-19 is "Holy Pasta Week"
Plan your menus now.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Ripples Through Time - 200

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Adventure #277 Aquaman Splash Page
Adventure #277 (Oct 1960) - The Underwater Olympics!

Aquaman and Aqualad arrange an Olympic games pitting the creatures of the Atlantic Ocean against the creatures of the Pacific Ocean.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aqualad, Topo

Aqua-Exclamations: "Suffering Sea Lions!"

Quotefile: Aquaman, "The nations of the world will soon hold their Olympic Games! Why don't we arrange a series of contests where our sea creatures can compete as friendly rivals in an Underwater Olympics?" Aqualad, "Swell, Aquaman! Let's organize it now!"

Finny Friends Report: The idea for the Olympics are inspired by a Pacific Humpback whale racing an Atlantic Sperm whale. Topo is used to pick the location of the games in the baseball bat style. There is a parade of fish starting the games. The first event is a fencing match between swordfish. Then there are flying fish jumping hurdles. There is a boxing match between a walrus and octopus. Whales put out a flaming ship. Seals play a water polo game. Eels and crabs form grappling hooks for the salvage contest. A whale upsets a powerboat in the "stopping smugglers" event. Aquaman's luminous fish fail to stop smugglers. Various fish participate in an underwater tug of war. Dolphins participate in a relay race. Aquaman addresses his losing team at the end to congratulate them for their self-sacrifice.

The games are reported as the "1960 Underwater Olympics". There are thirty events and a point system would be used to decide the winner. The games are held in the Atlantic, 500 miles north of Puerto Rico. There is a very very good reason that Aquaman's Atlantic team loses to Aqualad's Pacific team.

Have you read this story? What do you think?