Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Talking 'Bout the Weather

Snow in Churchville again. I looked out late last night and it was lightly snowing. So both hubby-Eric and I were up early this morning in case school was delayed. However, they are made of hardier stuff out here, and their snow is less deadly than Seattle's, so school was on time. Before Eric went out the door, I bundled up and shoveled the walk and the sidewalks, even though it was still snowing, because it's a heckuva lot easier to shovel when no one has walked on them. Unfortunately, just before I got to the sidewalk, a young man walked across the pristine snow in front of me. Getting his compacted footprints off the sidewalk was annoying. Because it was still snowing, I eventually gave up and went inside to cool down, warm up, and rest.

A couple hours later, the snow had stopped. So out I went again. This time I cleared off the driveway, and re-cleared the bits that I had gotten earlier but had been re-snowed upon. The older neighbor next door came out and started shoveling, so I helped him, getting the sidewalk up to his driveway for him, then alternating with him on the rest of the sidewalk. In return, he sprinkled some snowmelt pellets on my portion of the sidewalk in preparation for the possible freezing rain later this afternoon. It started to very very lightly snow while we were working, but nothing too impressive. I left the shovel and broom next to the front door when I came in so I could shovel again if necessary.

The snow in Churchville is nothing like the snow in Seattle. I always wondered why people called Seattleites wimps for our reaction to snow, but now I completely understand. In Seattle you cannot go more than a half a mile without running into a hill. Now, Seattle hills aren't scary to people who live in Seattle, but on the East Coast what we call a "hill" they call a "mountain". To Seattleites, a "mountain" must have snow on it year-round, otherwise it's just a hill. Some hills are bigger than others, true, but a mountain must have at least one glacier to truly earn the name. In any case, if you drive around the Seattle area, I wager you won't find many level places, and certainly none that aren't surrounded by hills that you have to go up in order to conduct your daily business.

In addition, snow in Seattle is wet. In Churchville, I can literally sweep most of the snow away with a broom. It's dry powder, the stuff we heard about as kids but never experienced in Seattle itself. Because in Seattle the stuff we call snow is wet, slushy, and turns to ice the instant it hits our hilly roads. And so you have a deadly combination of ice and hills. Add in that snow is relatively rare in Seattle, and you also have a lot of inexperienced drivers who haven't dealt with enough snow to remember the basics they ought to know. Mixed in, of course, are an elite group of skiers, who think they know how to handle the snow, although about half of them are wrong because the snow up in the mountains is drier than the snow in Seattle. Then there are the SUV drivers who don't realize that their special all-wheel drive will certainly get them going, but isn't going to help a lot when they need to stop.

So in Seattle, when you get an inch or two of snow, everything shuts down. The schools are closed because it isn't worth a child's life to risk going out on the hills of ice with the insane Seattle drivers. Businesses close to try to keep insane people off the roads. And everyone calls Seattleites snow wimps. Meanwhile, in Churchville, we get three plus inches, and not one district closes in the area. Because this much snow is trivial here. Everything is flat. The snow itself is dry and easy to remove. When the snow is compacted it does get slippery, but everyone drives slower in the snow because they are used to it, and there aren't any hills to make stopping impossible, like in Seattle. For an example of a Seattle hill, check out this video, particularly 3 minutes in (if you watch nothing else, the sequence starting about 2:45 is a classic demonstration of why you don't drive on certain hills in Seattle in the snow):


Many thanks to Roger for the link to that video from the comments in my last weather post.

In any case, I'll update this post if anything really interesting happens with our weather for the rest of the day. I'm not counting on it, but I'm worried about the freezing rain prediction just enough to be glad the neighbor put those snowmelt pellets on our sidewalk.

UPDATE: The dreaded freezing rain did not arrive, but some of the snow has melted, particularly in the middle of the street and near the house. In fact, our house is growing some truly wicked cool icicles. The current forecast, which changes about every hour, says we might get up to 4 more inches of snow tonight... but maybe not. And if we don't get it tonight, we'll probably get it on Thursday... possibly. We're still under a Winter Weather Advisory, though, not a storm watch, so I'm not terribly frightened.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Sherlock: "The Blind Banker" - Ooooh, I like this show. The visualizations that go along with Sherlock's thinking work nicely to keep the viewer in the game, while still being subtle enough to not be annoying. I keep finding out that I'm figuring out stuff a little before Sherlock... not because I'm any smarter than him, but because I'm looking from the outside and have the cues given to me by the filming. But it makes the story easier to watch because the viewer feels for a moment like they are one-up on Sherlock Holmes. Enjoyed this, slightly disappointed that there is only one more. But on the other hand, hey, there's one more!
  • Sherlock: "The Great Game" - Fantastic episode... but oh, very not good in so many ways. The whole ongoing bit with Mycroft is amusing, but the reveal at the end of the story with the big villain was *much* more interesting than I expected. John continues to be the star of this show, despite Sherlock, and I love that Watson's blog is how people are learning about Sherlock's adventures. The ending of this episode is totally unfair, and I am officially complaining to the management about it right now.

  • Beast Legends: "Winged Lion" - This time they make a manticore. They do some work to get the actual dimensions of a cave lion for the body. The lengths they go to get images of golden eagles was impressive. And the goofy animation they ended up with was nice. A fairly good episode.
  • Beast Legends: "Wildman of Vietnam" - Looking for a Vietnam Bigfoot apparently just isn't as interesting to me as the more fantastic creatures they come up with. Possibly because I think of Bigfoot as a possibly real creature instead of a completely fantastic creature. Whatever the reason, this episode ended up annoying me instead of impressing me.

  • Young Justice: "Independence Day" - Wait, Aqualad's real name is Kaldur'ahm? How cool is that? Ahem. Sorry. The sidekicks of several Justice Leaguers are allowed into the Hall of Justice, and eventually they strike off on their own, discovering a new hero along the way. I was absolutely thrilled by Aqualad. He's awesome. Writers too often forget that Aquaman lives at the bottom of the freaking ocean, and therefore is very strong and fast on land. These writers got it right. He didn't hesitate to jump into the fight against a possibly stronger opponent, and his water weapons are very cool visually. I want a lot more of his history now. Unfortunately, I've got to wait awhile. If I have any complaint, it's due to the lack of female characters in this pilot. I'm well aware that the original Teen Titans and the original Young Justice both started out with three guys and later expanded, so I'm not going to be picky about it. But the character added at the end isn't going to be enough for me. I wanna see Maxine Hunkel (Cyclone) as part of the team.


This week's movie was Lennon Naked, starring Christopher Eccleston as John Lennon. I wasn't interested in this at all, but hubby-Eric DVRed it, so I watched it with him. It was a strange view of Lennon, taking a few years of his life and showing how his relationships with other people affected him. This wasn't a hit piece on him, although it certainly didn't paint him in a wonderful light. The strength of the piece is Eccleston's incredible job of taking on Lennon's persona enough that I usually forgot who it was acting. Naoko Mori of Torchwood played Yoko Ono, and the Masterpiece version we watched was introduced by David Tennant, so it was a Doctor Who movie for us despite the subject matter.



This week's comic book related review is Amelia Rules! True Things (Adults Don't Want Kids To Know) by Jimmy Gownley. Let me start by saying if you have read and enjoyed any other Amelia Rules! story, you ought to get this one. Especially if you are a fan of Tanner. It's Amelia's 11th birthday, and the party goes well, but that's about all that does for awhile. As usual, there's more adventure, more drama, and lots of exciting moments for the Amelia fan to enjoy and savor. Even if you haven't read Amelia Rules! before, you might like this. Give it a try and find out. This is a great book to give kids, but adults will love it too.



My library book this week was Stephen Fry in America by Stephen Fry. This is the companion book to the TV miniseries that I already reviewed. I enjoyed the series, with some disappointments (like the short amount of time some states got), and I enjoyed the book even more. Originally, I didn't intend to read the whole book, just skim through it to get an idea, read a couple of states I know, and then return it to the library. But hubby-Eric snagged it before I could start reading, and read it cover-to-cover. So I had to renew it at the library, and then found myself drawn into it and ended up reading the whole thing. This is NOT a travel guide. If you take it as such, you will be disappointed. This is a series of snapshots of the United States from the viewpoint of a foreign man with very particular tastes and opinions. There are definitely moments I disagree with him, and other moments I feel he's caught the spirit of America spot on. I'm sad that his coverage of Washington State was limited to Seattle, and a relatively tiny portion of Seattle at that, but at least we got more pages than poor Idaho. I'd love to see him do a follow-up, and visit places he didn't get to see on his first visit.



Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving Dinner in Churchville

Due to the weather, we decided to stay on the sunny side of the mountains this year and not risk getting caught in the mountain passes. So yesterday we went shopping for Thanksgiving fixins, and today we made the meal together. We are simple people with simple tastes, so it was not a terrible ordeal.

The turkey was a very small Jennie-O Oven Ready Boneless Turkey Breast. It was about as simple as possible. You take the frozen turkey out of the outer package, remove the gravy pack to thaw, and stick the turkey in the oven. A couple hours later, you check and the little red button has popped up, and you're done. It was easy to carve, and we have a little bit of leftovers. The gravy just needed to be heated up after the turkey came out of the oven and was resting.

Mashed potatoes are the really good powdered stuff we get at Costco. The stuffing was Safeway store brand cornbread stuffing. Yams, which I like but Eric doesn't, were just canned yams. Frozen green beans from Costco filled out the rest of the plate.

Of course, the gem of the meal (after the turkey) is the traditional Angel Biscuits, made by my mother every Thanksgiving, and totally addictive to my family. I've never made them solo before, so I wasn't sure if I wanted to try them. But familial encouragement on Facebook convinced me to give it a shot, and this morning, long before we did anything else, I made the dough so it would have time to rest and rise before we cooked it. The dough came together easier than I expected, and before we even started cooking the whole kitchen had a wonderful biscuit smell. After we put the turkey in the oven, we waited an hour and a half and rolled out the dough. Eric helped me dip the cut biscuits in melted butter and fill the pan. And the moment the turkey came out of the oven, the biscuits went in.

Our timing turned out to be pretty good. We actually laid out a plan of action before we put the turkey in, so we knew where and when each dish had to be cooked. It was actually one of the easiest meals we've done in ages. We ended up serving cafeteria-style, which only made sense. And this is the final result:

Thanksgiving Dinner

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Hope you had a good one.

I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Happy Doctor Who Day!

Doctor Who Day 2010

The Weather

It didn't affect us much, the winter storm that hit Churchville and the surrounding area. Eric is subbing in the Churchville school district and was able to walk to his job yesterday. Today his job is even closer to us (in fact, the closest Churchville school to our house), so walking is possible if he wants to brave the cold. While many of the districts around the area are late this morning, Churchville is on time.

But my sister wasn't as lucky over in Seattle. Snow in Seattle is a problem because of the many many hills. Last night, I-5 became a parking lot as accidents slowed it to a crawl. It took my poor sister over 5 hours to get home on the bus. She posted to Facebook from her iPhone as she waited on the bus.

Our main concern now is whether or not the weather will allow us to travel over the passes for Thanksgiving. At the moment, I give our chances at about 50% of going. What happens today will go a long way to deciding whether or not we will try to get over the mountains. I've been spending a lot of time at the DOT Traffic Camera page checking all the cameras along our possible routes, and I'll spend more time today and tomorrow morning.

So... how's the weather where you are?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Linkdump

Super Hero Fight in Seattle.

A voice teacher judges heavy metal singers without knowing who they are.

What Disney Cartoons tell kids.

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."

This XKCD makes me really really happy (be sure to check the mouseover text!).

Business Cards for Fictional Companies.

The Bad Astronomer gives us Penn and Teller on vaccines.

I'm just glad the actions in this memo were never used.

TSA Porn Scanners deliver "20 times the average dose that is typically quoted by TSA". In addition, that dosage is concentrated on a smaller area of your body than the radiation they keep comparing it to. Do your body a favor, don't go through the TSA's scanners.

I support this bill.

I like James Hance's work, particularly the Doctor Who stuff. But there's plenty there for anyone who likes mash-ups. Be sure to check out the cartoons.

Pug for the in-laws.

MemeCat Attack.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Battlestar Galactica: "Deadlock" - Wow. Ellen's back, in a big way. I was very much into this episode, particularly the decisions the Cylons were trying to make and Ellen turning back into her old self the instant she's near Saul again. Baltar's cult getting guns doesn't seem like such a good idea to me. We're getting very near the end now, and I have no idea what's going to happen.
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Someone to Watch Over Me" - I have to feel sorry for the Chief, who's been through so much already that getting tricked again has to be the worst feeling for him. As for Kara, that was an impressive bit of storytelling there, with the piano player. I was a bit surprised how Hera's drawing fit in, but hey, that's how this show seems to work. Almost done with the series...
  • Battlestar Galactica: "Islanded in a Stream of Stars" - No way. Giving up the ship? Wow. I know the series is about to end, but I really didn't expect that. And while we, the viewers, kind of knew that Kara was dead, having it confirmed by Baltar in that incredibly rude way was an impressive little bit of theatrics. Well, into the final act. As soon as Netflix brings that final disc.

  • Sherlock: "A Study in Pink" - A completely modern reimagining of Sherlock Holmes. I was sure I wouldn't like it, as I'm not much of a fan of Holmes. However, I was engaged fairly quickly by Watson's situation. Holmes is still an egotistical jerk, but Benedict Cumberbatch does a good job with the role. By the end of the story I'm terrified for both Watson and Holmes, as they are either the best thing to happen to each other or the most dangerous combination in the modern world. I liked that Holmes appears to be addicted to text messages, and his first "appearance" by sending them out to reporters was hilarious. I also enjoyed the misdirection involved with Sherlock's "Arch-enemy". Good stuff.

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "Cry Freedom Fighters!" - This makes up for the last episode. First, a teaser without Batman, yay! Then a great story with the Freedom Fighters including Uncle Sam. But the hero of the day is Plastic Man, whose rendition of "Yankee Doodle" complete with sing-along lyrics, was truly classic. I liked this one, despite no Aquaman.

  • Sarah Jane Adventures: "Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith" - It was fairly obvious what was happening the entire time, which took away some of the fun of the episode. But seeing K9 again was fun, as well as angry Luke. I'm sad this season is over, glad that there will be more.

  • Ghost Hunters: "Grammar School Ghosts" - Aired Oct 6th. Set at Milton School in Alton, IL, an abandoned school that's 85,000 square feet. That's huge. The place was reportedly the site of the murder of a student and the suicide of the murderer. The stories tell about all kinds of ghosts in the building, which was later used as a glass blowing factory. It's a very noisy building, with lots of sound and events during the investigation. It was a shame they weren't able to confirm or deny the historical lore, but the stuff they found was fun enough.
  • Ghost Hunters: "Time To Get Touched" - Aired Oct 13th with two investigations, one at the Thurber House in Columbus, OH, and the second at the Canfield Casino in Saratoga Springs, NY. The first story about the house comes from one of Thurber's stories, and the rest also were typical ghost tales. The crew started by debunking the Thurber tale, and trying to debunk stories about a clock resulting in a startled cameraman when the clock's cover pops open when nobody is touching it. Up in New York, they visit a former Casino now museum with standard ghost reports. I was amused by Steve thinking that Tango was tapping his shoulder. A fairly normal episode.
  • Ghost Hunters: "The Chopping Block" - Aired Oct 20th and set at the Bissman Building in Mansfield, OH. This was a bit of a rescue mission, as the people who work at the building are actually getting scared to enter it. A building manager describes an attack in great detail at the spot it happened to him, then points out that a guy was decapitated by an elevator at nearly the same spot. Yikes. Decent debunking of the shadows in the basement, but they couldn't figure out what happened to the guy who was attacked. Lots of fun sounds caught by the team, but nothing else. An ok episode.
  • Ghost Hunters: "The Oldest House in Georgia" - Aired Oct 27th. TAPS visits the Old Ulster County Jail in Kingston, NY and the Antebellum Plantation in Stone Mountain, GA. The jail has a lot of stories, and most of the witnesses mentioned were corrections officers. Looked like a fun place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live (or die) there. The plantation is a little surprising. It seems to be a hodge-podge of buildings brought from elsewhere and used as a museum for historical education. Included is the oldest restored house in Georgia, with lots of stories in it. The whole place looks like a fascinating location that would be cool to visit, and not just for the ghosts. Lots of sounds at both sites, but not much else. Typical episode.
  • Ghost Hunters: "Home Is Where the Heart Is" - Aired Nov 3rd, visiting Beardslee Castle in Little Falls, NY and the Olsen House in Savannah, GA. The Castle is one of those awesome homes that everybody wishes they could afford, and it has some nice stories associated with it, too. The weather was perfect for ghost stories, but not so good for ghost hunting until the storm moved on. The second case is a family trying to deal with a haunting and who want to be reassured, which is something TAPS does a lot. The family's stories were pretty good, including a little girl who plays beside a bed. The folks living there just needed someone to verify that there was something odd going on at the house, and TAPS did that for them. Another standard episode, but the family's stories made this one neat to watch.
  • Ghost Hunters: "Empire State Haunt" - Aired Nov 10th and covered a visit to Fort William Henry in Lake George, NY along with the recap of the 2010 Ghost Hunters Live Halloween Special at Buffalo Central Terminal in Buffalo, NY. The episode starts with an obviously set up good-bye for two members of the team headed off to GHI. Then the crew goes off to the Fort, which has some gross stories associated with it. It looks like a nice place to visit, except for the scary manniquins. Adam found a nice porcupine, and that was cool. The recap of the Buffalo Central Terminal was fun, with a little bit of stuff that wasn't seen during the live show, and a bit that was. I love the thermal camera, even though it's terribly easy to misinterpret. Not convinced by that particular bit, though. Fun episode, with special guest porcupine!
  • Ghost Hunters: "Sloss Furnace" - Aired Nov 17th, location was the Sloss Furnaces in Birmingham, AL. This episode also had the return of guest investigator Meat Loaf. I gotta admit I like Meat Loaf, and his enthusiasm is fun to watch. The location is freaky and difficult, as it's sort of outside and has a rather morbid history with lots of deaths. I don't really put much faith in the K2 meter reactions, but it's fun to watch Meat Loaf asking "Paul" questions. The evidence they caught isn't too convincing, but at least there is more than sound this time. If you have to go into a haunted house, bring a camera, because ghosts seem to avoid them.

  • Ghost Lab: "Dead Will Rise Again" - I'm still not sure about this show, and I certainly don't like the team as much as I like the TAPS guys, but it has great stories. So I watch it. This first episode of the season was at Gettysburg, or rather a couple of buildings near there. They did a recreation of a sniper attack, which was fun to watch. My biggest problem with the episode was that they used a "shadow person" example that I thought TAPS had pretty clearly disproved.
  • Ghost Lab: "The Betrayal" - Another couple of great locations. I liked having a French interpreter at the second location. I wonder if the "ghost" was trying to attack the interpreter with the flashlight because he was translating for someone speaking English. This team is way more into inciting ghosts to react than TAPS, which I find annoying, but it makes for a more entertaining show in some ways.
  • Ghost Lab: "Lizzie Borden" - Ah, the Lizzie Borden house. Getting an attorney to "prosecute" Lizzie in the house was a fun idea. Definitely gimmicky, but fun to watch. The second place, Stone's Public House, was another familiar location I've seen on another show. Stealing the girl's dress was kind of mean, but they seemed to get a reaction.


This week's movie was How to Train Your Dragon. There was no way this movie could ever live up to the hype and the great reviews I've seen, so I settled down expecting to be mildly disappointed. I wasn't. It isn't the best movie ever made, but it's a really darn good movie, complete with a nasty uber-villain, lots of fun and funny characters to enjoy, and incredible voice work by everyone involved. I enjoyed the art and the animation, and for once realized I would have actually liked to see this movie in 3D. All-in-all, a great family movie for a popcorn evening. Definitely worth checking out.



This week's comic book related review is Fraggle Rock Vol 1. This is as close as a comic book can get to the original show, which is both saying a lot and dissing it unfairly. The problem with translating Fraggle Rock into a comic book is the music. The Fraggles are all about song and movement and joy, and most of the time comic art is not going to be able to sing to the reader like a show can. I enjoyed it, a lot, but I will always prefer the original show to the comics. Like the muppets, some things translate well, others do not. But this is worth a read if you love the show.



My library book this week was Kusiel's Dart by Jacqueline Carey. A masochist child is trained as a spy and a religious prostitute, and eventually has dealings with the most powerful people in her world. This is an alternate universe, and most readers will be able to figure out the parallels very quickly. I was turned off by the ... um... look, the main character is a prostitute, ok? And a masochist. Just lets leave it at "I was turned off" and not go into details. It wasn't a bad book, in fact toward the end I had trouble putting it down, but it definitely had stuff that made me very uncomfortable to read. This is the first book in what's become a popular series. And I wish the folks who like it well. I'm just not going to read any more.



Friday, November 19, 2010

Update on the Job Situation

I am still ungainfully unemployed, still looking just like a month ago, when Eric and I attended my first job fair. Nothing from that fair has panned out, although I certainly got a feel for how these things go. Eric and I later (Nov 9th) attended a second job fair at the same location in the River Cities*, 50 miles from Churchville*. While we were over there, Eric dropped off two job applications at a school district there, and as we drove home he was called for an interview for one of the jobs. That interview happened this Tuesday, but we haven't heard back yet so hope is dwindling.

On Wednesday I noticed an item in the local newspaper about a job fair being held in Walltown* on Thursday at a university campus. I wasn't familiar with the location of the university, although I've been to Walltown quite a bit, so I checked out their website... which said the job fair was on Friday. After hemming and hawing, I called them up to find out what day it was, really, and upon learning it was definitely Friday I got prepped to go out there. Because our garage is out there, I also scheduled an oil change/winterizing for my car for before the fair started. So I was there bright and early, and got to the university well before the job fair started.

Unlike the two job fairs in the River Cities, this was a laid back, low-key event. It was student-run, and the non-students were confused as to where it was being held. As I had arrived early, I naturally took on the role of traffic director, and helped a lot of the employer representatives as they arrived, pointing them to the correct hall and even opening the doors for ones carrying boxes. I also talked with a lot of the job-seekers, who were mostly students at the school with a mix of the general public. It really is amazing how much a kind "hello!" and a reassuring look can give a person confidence when they aren't sure where they are supposed to go or what they need to do.

Once inside, it was just the same as a low traffic convention. The employers were mostly folks who don't need a technical writer/computer troubleshooter, but I chatted with everyone. There was an awesome research lab there with two display cases of "bugs that may infest a building", and they gave me some federal employment handouts. Another employer was only looking for summer interns, but their giveaway was perfect for college students: a laundry bag. I didn't get one, but I did pick up a golf ball from one company (CPA company), which I think I'll give to my father-in-law to find a home for it. WorkSource was represented there, and they gave me a coaster. I also got a keychain and two pens. You always seem to get some loot when you go to these.

There was one employer I was eager to talk with, and I hoped they might have some sort of place for me. When I got to them, it was clear that I wasn't going to be a great use to them but we chatted anyway, and when I mentioned that I do websites my resume was taken. Fingers crossed.

Another employer I talked with was even more promising. The company is a non-profit that helps people with disabilities find jobs and deal with the general bureaucracy. In addition, they help people like me, who are coming off long illnesses and such, to find work. And better yet they have an office in Churchville that is *just* within my walking range. So, they might employ me to help people with disabilities (which would be cool: I've worked with the deaf before and have friends with physical disabilities that I love to hang out with), OR they might help me find a different job with my own limitations in mind. Either way, I came away from their table feeling very positive and liked. I want to give that feeling to others. They took my resume, but I'm trying to think of ways to follow-up to make sure they remember me.

I also talked with a consumer credit counselor representative who was there not to offer work but to offer help to people dealing with debt. She and I chatted a little about Bank of Evil and the serious pains counselors have trying to work with various banks to try to keep people in their homes. When I talked about the problems getting shuffled from department to department she told me about an initiative to try to make companies to assign a single person to work on a case, and follow it through to the conclusion. An initiative that hasn't apparently been embraced by the banks. When I mentioned how discouraged I was, she told me I came across as very friendly, open, and professional, and that she was sure I'd find something. She has no idea how much I needed to hear those words, and I'm glad she said them.

After I'd talked with everyone and it was time to go, the organizer pointed me to the adjoining room, where they had lunch for the job-seekers. I was stunned, and delighted. I happily grabbed a sandwich and snack, as it was almost 1pm already, and filled up my stomach before heading home.

So, I'll rate this job fair better than the two in River Cities, for me at least. I have two possible job prospects, one extremely good and one very tenuous at best. I got another set of information, and more practice in at talking with people who might interview me. So, spin those prayer weasels and let's hope something good comes from this.

* Yes, the names of the towns and cities are fictional. I'm trying to annoy my stalker.

Doctor Who For Christmas

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Animated TSA from Taiwan


You know it's bad when even the Taiwanese find it ridiculous enough to make one of their famous animated satires from it.
At airports today, they have TSA
Search everyone down to their crack.

Don't want to be seen
On their X-Ray screen?

Then you're better off riding Amtrak.
From the comments thread at this Dave Horsey Cartoon.

Fly With Dignity

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Utter Nonsense

Not feeling in the mood for writing or blogging or anything. Haven't got feedback on my Ripples or my stories. Grumping. Feel like writing in broken sentences and making no sense. Feel like being in a bad mood, but my depression is gone so I can't get into a truly bad mood and I never ever thought that I would actually miss my depression. Maybe I'm in an alternate type of depression. That would show me. Did my To Do list and now I'm bored, so it's back to the job hunt. Ignore this entry.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Huh

Blue Construct

Monday, November 15, 2010

Random Thoughts on Current Topics

Airport Security

Let's start with airport security, since it's hitting the news hard right now. Let's make it clear: I haven't been on a plane in over 10 years. My last plane trip was to San Diego Comicon 2000, and was fairly pleasant. But I get sick on planes, violently sick. Although I've managed to never throw up on a plane, there have been a number of close calls and at least one mad dash through a terminal to the nearest bathroom. So even if I could afford plane trips and had somewhere to go, I would avoid planes if possible. But in addition to my airsickness, there's now the choice between getting x-rayed or groped to contend with.

Pat-downs were a necessary evil, so we thought. But the enhanced pat-downs they are now conducting are sexual assault and should be made illegal. An article about a guy threatened with fines for leaving the airport after refusing to be abused is currently making the rounds, and while a few people feel it's no big deal and he should have given in, many others are overly aware of the dangers of allowing security personnel to physically abuse travelers who haven't done anything wrong. And if you think x-ray scans aren't a big deal, you aren't a pilot who travels constantly and is forced to endure way higher than reasonable amounts of radiation.

But what's the alternative? How about common sense? There are ways to protect the public that don't involve sexual assault or physically damaging x-ray scans. In fact, the current TSA security theater probably does less to protect the public than the old ways. I think the TSA should be charged with making intelligent changes to the system, banning stupid theatrics and useless gadgets, and until then I don't think anyone should fly if they can at all help it. But then, what do I know?

Plagiarism

Another big Internet story is the tale of Plagiarism in college. Apparently a guy (or gal) in the business of writing custom papers for college students has written a tell-all article about the profession and what it means for the world. In short, it appears that an awful lot of people who can't write to save their lives are passing because they or their parents have enough money to pay someone else to write for them. The big argument is whether this is a flaw in the education system itself, in the expectations for the education system, or something else. But it does explain how some complete morons have been able to get through school when they should have flunked out of any writing-intensive course they took.

When I was in college, I helped a few classmates with papers. It wasn't me writing the paper. They would write a draft and I would go over it correcting spelling, grammar, and sometimes helping them to clarify a poorly expressed thought. The original work was theirs and the final work was theirs, but I helped the process along. I never got paid in cash and I never considered it anything but being helpful, and a way to practice my own writing skills. When I make an effort (unlike on this blog, which is pretty much all rough draft) I can write like a professional. In college I also worked in the writing center and did pretty much the same job, only I was expected to teach a bit as well. Even now I have a... let's say friend... taking university classes who sends me papers to correct. I like doing it. For me, it's a great deal of fun. I enjoy writing and editing. But the thought of writing someone else's paper for them makes me sick.

Reading the original article makes me feel like some sort of sucker for doing all my own work in college. I never once plagiarized, even though there was one incident in which it might have earned me a passing grade (I still hate Clarissa). I never cheated, because I was paying a whole lot of money for an education, and cheating doesn't result in brains. But perhaps it results in success. To be honest, I feel bitter about it and angry that students get away with cheating. I'm particularly horrified to read comments from teachers who can't flunk students who cheat because they get sued by those same rich families that paid for the bogus papers.

I guess the only way to avoid cheating is to force students to do all their writing in class, which will take away from time to teach. But I gather that the costs to universities of failing students who ought to be failing is too high, so my own degree is becoming increasingly worthless as more and more certifiable morons are graduated from schools only because they are rich enough to afford to cheat.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "Plague of the Prototypes!" - Um, only one prototype, so how is that a plague? Opening teaser was ok, but I felt like we needed to know why Batman was there. Overall, a mildly disappointing episode for me.

  • Battlestar Galactica: "Blood on the Scales" - And the mutiny is taken down. This one was intense almost all the way through, with almost no let up. Baltar's dream scared me a bit at first. And in the end it felt like there was going to have to be an awful lot of cleanup efforts to get back to something they'd call "normal".
  • Battlestar Galactica: "No Exit" - Ellen... wow. I'm not ... wow. The whole final five is explained in great detail in this episode. We finally get all the answers about them. Well, most of the answers. And what will happen when Ellen gets to the colonial fleet and finds out that Saul has been busy? I'm still somewhat stunned by everything, all the interplay. Only one strange note... John Hodgman as a brain surgeon?!?

  • Sarah Jane Adventures: "Lost in Time" - Three linked stories, each one fairly good in and of itself. Sarah Jane is so adamant that ghosts don't exist that I keep expecting someone to slap her with a clue-by-four and tell her that her definition of "ghosts" is too narrow. Eh. Except for that, I enjoyed her tale. When the granddaughter showed up at the end I felt an instant affinity for her. I would like to know a little more about the Captain. All in due time, I guess.

  • Destination Truth: "Haunted Island Ruins/Moroccan Succubus" - First to Micronesia, where they visit ancient ruins that have some serious spirit issues. A little snark, particularly with the vehicle they got to rent... a truck with a tiki hut on the back. They even got pulled over because they were trying to prevent the hut from destroying the roadside trees. I'm not sure about Josh getting sick. You have to wonder if it doesn't have something to do with that stuff he had with the local bigshot earlier. Next they go hunting Aisha Kandisha in Morocco. I like Josh's bucket list item in Casablanca. Heh. Then they hot air balloon it over the Moroccan desert to find a place to camp, then go out there in dune buggies. Wow. That was a fun episode.
  • Destination Truth: "Guam Zombies/Fangalobolo" - In the final episode of the season, Josh and company head to Madagascar to look for giant vampire bats and Guam to hunt zombies! Madagascar is beautiful, and I still think if you take out all the night-vision hunting bits, this show would still be wonderfully watchable just for the culture and good-natured snark. When they get to Guam, they show that off in spades with a visit to the local version of the mall. I was particularly amused by the turtle race. The injuries the team endured entering the sacred valley in Guam was frightening for a seasoned team like these guys. A very entertaining episode, particularly the climbing around in caves bit. That's it for this season, I hope there is another one. Best travel show on television by a mile.

  • Ghost Hunters Halloween Live: The team is in Buffalo New York, with Josh Gates doing the hosting duties. They investigated the Buffalo Central Terminal Station a couple of years ago, and found it to be scary. The usual trappings of the live show are annoying to watch, as is the blatant product placement, but I'm willing to watch the Josh Gates bits just because he doesn't take it too seriously. And, of course, the witness stories at the beginning are pretty cool, too. I was interested in one of the special guests, Meaghan Rath, who is playing the ghost on the American remake of Being Human. The other guests didn't interest me much, but Ben Hansen turned out to be a solid investigator, although his height worked against him. Lots of activity during the night, but nothing that jumped out at me as beyond the norm for this show. I don't usually watch the full Halloween Live episode, but VLC made it easier with an option to watch at 2X the normal speed so I could get past the non-Josh bits faster.


This week's movie was The Secret of Kells. This is a fantastic little movie with very much its own style. It isn't easy to watch at first, but when you get used to the accents and the style it becomes an incredible story that's a feast for the eyes. I *really* enjoyed the music and wished the soundtrack were available in the US in some form other than just a download. Definitely a good one to watch with a friend.



This week's comic book related review is Stardrop, a collection of newspaper comics done by Thieves & Kings creator Mark Oakley. The story is about Galactic Empire Princess Ashelle, who doesn't like violence and so hides on a planet her father gave her... Earth. As is usual with Oakley's work, the characters are fun and quickly become real and distinct. The artwork is clean and does a good job of telling the story. The whole thing seems to end a little abruptly, but there's a good reason for that and it's all explained both within the strip then further explained in a note at the end from the author. I greatly enjoyed this, and wouldn't mind seeing another collection someday.



My library book this week was 1,000 Comic Books You Must Read by Tony Isabella. There is a fatal flaw with this book. It doesn't tell the reader how to get these comic books one must read. And while I understand perfectly why, it is more than a little frustrating to read a great summary by Isabella and then realize there is almost no chance of laying hands on that book any time soon. This is also not a good book to check out of the library. This is one that belongs on your own personal reference shelf. So yeah, it's a great book, but I found it very hard to read knowing that I can't read the books he's describing.



Saturday, November 13, 2010

How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas

Oatmeal, Eggnog, and Christmas music this morning. Is it December already?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Doctor Who Veterans Day

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Rest In Peace, Dave Niehaus

I've been a Mariners fan literally as long as I can remember, and for that entire time, Dave Niehaus was the voice of my team. He will be missed. May the ryebread and mustard be plentiful in heaven.

And, from now on, forget "Safeco Field". The stadium of the M's will forever more be know as "The Niehaus".

So say we all.

Sunday, November 07, 2010

A Sunday Review

TV this week:

  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Mask of Matches Malone!" - We managed to land a copy of the unedited (uncensored?) version of this episode. Fun stuff, with a great premise and one of the best team-ups in cartoon history. Loved it.
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Reign of Emperor Joker!" - Great teaser with the rainbow Batman. The appearance of Bat-Mite wasn't the first sign that this was going to be an incredibly silly episode, but it was also deeper and more poignant than I expected. Eh, it was ok.
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold: "The Criss Cross Conspiracy" - Aquaman is a total goof in the teaser. Batman's disapproval of Batwoman was based on her reckless endangerment of bystanders... but the Riddler unmasking her was a low point. Faust's last line was a spit-take moment.

  • Sarah Jane Adventures: "The Vault of Secrets" - I'm not fond of Androvax, but he definitely allows the cast to really ham it up when they play themselves possessed by him. B.U.R.P.S.S. is insane, I love it. And the reference to Pyramids of Mars was great, as well. A fun little story.
  • Sarah Jane Adventures: "Death of the Doctor" - JO!!!! I never realized just how much fun she is as a character. I loved all the references, and man, the whole thing was just a romp into the Doctor's past. Clyde got to shine in this one, and I think it's safe to say he's become the main character to a large degree.
  • Sarah Jane Adventures: "The Empty Planet" - What Clyde and Rani find a nightmare is one of my sweetest dreams. So, we're reminded that Clyde and Rani were grounded by the Judoon, but Clyde went to another planet thanks to the Doctor in the previous story. Whoops. I hope the Judoon don't find out.

  • Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: "The Shrieking Madness" - Cthulu on campus! The break up of the gang in the previous episode led to a powerful little moment at the beginning of this one, but they just can't stay apart forever. I did like seeing what they all would do at a college campus.
  • Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: "When the Cicada Calls" - *shudder* Bug attack. Wild little story, but not a lot of movement in the overall plot, unless you count Daphne's acceptance of Freddy's quirks.

  • Battlestar Galactica: "The Oath" - Finally back to watching this, and we've come back on a wild note with a big old mutiny taking place. Wow. This series never fails to surprise me.



This week's movie was Home on the Range from 2004. One of those rare Disney movie that I didn't want to watch at all. And my opinion was fairly justified. The one voice actress that I can't stand was just as bad as I expected. Everyone else was fine, but my least favorite actress in the world annoyed me every time she spoke (*snark* though her role seemed unnaturally fitting */snark*). This is a mess of a movie with a handful of good jokes. Barely worthy of being called a Disney movie.



DCBS
Here are reviews of the DCBS comic book shipment that arrived this week, of books originally released October 20th and 27th:
  • Brightest Day #12 - Needs more Aquaman. And not zombie Aquaman or memory Aquaman.
  • Green Lantern Corps #53 - Trying to be interested, not really finding myself that thrilled. Art is good, but the story... just not into cosmic stuff.
  • Justice League of America #53 - When will we get the real Justice League back?
  • Power Girl #17 - Not very fun anymore. I'm struggling to like this book.
  • Batman Beyond #5 - Oh, I get it now. Makes a lot more sense now that the whole thing has been revealed in detail.
  • DCU Halloween Special 2010 - Best story by far was the Teen Titans/Klarion one, and the best line was "uttered" by Teekl.
  • DC Universe Legacies #6 - Poor Detroit League. I personally think the current league is much less impressive than them, but no, it's the Detroit League everyone makes fun of. The back-up story made me giggle.
  • Tiny Titans #33 - Needs more Aqualad and Aqua-Ohs.
  • DMZ #58 - Wow. I just realized this was part of an arc, and I finally figured out what that arc is about. I suppose that makes me slow.
  • Doctor Who Ongoing #16 - It's over, which means we can get something else in there that makes more sense maybe.
  • Stan Lee's Soldier Zero - Hm. Not a bad start, but it's just a start. I've seen tons of stories that start out much like this, and you never know if they will be good or not.

  • Action Comics #894 - Luthor and Death have a little chat. Heh. I like Death, and I loved trying to read the undercurrents in this conversation. It feels like there was more there than it's possible to pick up on a single read.
  • Justice Society of America #44 - I have no idea whatsoever what is happening in this issue. I'm not sure I care enough to find out.
  • Zatanna #6 - I like Zach. I didn't at first, but he's growing on me.
  • Batman: The Brave and the Bold #22 - Oh yeah, Aquaman! Ok, I don't really like buffoon Aquaman, but everyone else does so I'll just go with the flow. Still, it's fun to see him in action.
  • Incredibles #15 - Now I feel like I have to go back and read that earlier discussion about Everseer.
  • Torchwood #4 - Two stories end, and one continues. It's ok. Nothing special. I'm enjoying the Sarah Jane Adventures tv series more than this.
  • Beasts of Burden/Hellboy - Love this. I mean, I just love it. I want more Beasts of Burden. Lots more. I want a monthly, even though I'm well aware it's not possible (as mentioned in the letter column). I will buy any Beasts of Burden book I can afford. And next time I see Jill I'm going to see if she'll sketch me a pug.
  • Animal Control Special Creatures Unit Preview - This new book is set in a world in which "breakthroughs in transgenetic science have made patchwork, designer animals commonplace." It's Animal Cops on the designer creature beat. I liked it a LOT and would like to see much more of it. Check out Panda Dog Press for information on how to get this for yourself.
  • Usagi Yojimbo #132 - Awesome set up for another story. I generally save this book for my reading dessert, because I know I'll love it every time. And this time was no exception. Looking forward to the rest of the tale.
Of note: our next comic book order won't arrive for a full month, as we've had to go to monthly shipping to save dinero. I don't yet know if I'll dole out the reviews or just pop them all into one entry. Time will tell.



My book this week was Invictus by John Carlin. Nelson Mandela uses the game of rugby in a bid to unite South Africa. My sister loved this book, and the movie based on it, and wanted me to read it. So she loaned it to me when I visited, and I started on it immediately. And wow. It's not the best written book, as the author sometimes goes on annoying tangents right about the time you really want to know what happens next, but the story is compelling enough to overcome any flaws. I love how the entire situation is set up for anyone not familiar with the story of apartheid, rugby, or Mandela's life tale. The result is a book that my sister was reading on the bus, and trying very very hard not to cry. I was at home and allowed myself the tears. Now we've got to see the movie.



Fortean Times #266 (October 2010). Unimpressive cover for once, nice and calm. The cover story is about the strange death of Gary Devore. The circumstances certainly seem eerie by the facts presented in the article, but I've learned never to make any assumptions about a case based on the facts presented by a single article. And, while it is interesting, I'm afraid I'm not intrigued enough to go digging myself. But this sure looks like a story someone could run with if they wanted to.

Other fun stuff: the Strangedays picture page has the Utah TARDIS image. I will note that the series is going to Utah to film. Coincidence? Other news: Chaplin cult in India. Paul the Octopus (pre-deceased). Musical ghosts. Lights that bite people. Mass hysteria. The orag-pendek. All good, and not even half of what's in the magazine.

The reviews are great, as usual, with a couple of books I may put on my list to try to find and read. There are also the wonderful slapdowns of shoddy works, again, as usual. The letter column had a bit of a morbid note to is, as one of the letters had an editorial comment immediately after it mentioning that the writer of the letter had died and an obituary would appear in a future issue of the magazine. Still, a good issue of a great magazine.



Saturday, November 06, 2010

Saturday Story

I recently decided to try my hand at short stories, and have posted a couple of them in the last few weeks. Today I decided to try something a little different. This entry is the first part of a larger story... that hasn't been written yet. If I get feedback, I'll write the rest. If not, I may abandon the story, or finish it and put it away.

If you are reading on an RSS feed you should see the story right after this paragraph. It you are reading on my blog itself, you may have to click "Read more" to get the story. Feel free to comment, criticize, enjoy, or ignore.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Remember, Remember

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Um, This Blog Is Copyrighted, Too

The Consumerist tells us about a magazine that stole content from the web, then claimed that the web is public domain. It isn't. Anyone who thinks it is should probably never go online ever again. And the editor of that particular rag probably won't be able to, as it's been learned the magazine also stole from NPR and FoodNetwork.com. I think that magazine is about to meet its demise.

One of my favorite comments on the Consumerist blog:

People seem to confuse domains that happen to be accessible to the public with, you know, "public domain."
More here. And probably just about anywhere you look online. I'm all for reforming copyright laws into something saner than "until Disney doesn't have money to keep pushing the dates back", but this is just stupidity.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Ripples Through Time - 208

I'm reading every Aquaman solo adventure in publication order. After I read each story I will post the cover/splash page and a few thoughts on the story.

Adventure #284 Aquaman Splash Page
Adventure #284 (May 1961) - The Charge of Aquaman's Sea Soldiers!

The aquatic duo must deal with a brilliant but malevolent scientist bent on outsmarting them.

Regular Supporting Cast: Aquaman, Aqualad

Aqua-Exclamations: By King Neptune's Beard! Great Guppies! Leaping Lizardfish! Jumping Jellyfish! Great Waves! Stuttering Sea Horses! Holy Sea Cows!

Captured/Knocked Out report: Aquaman's sea creatures become very weak in the de-salted water.

Quotefile: Aqualad, "Leaping Lizardfish! Look, Aquaman! What in the Seven Seas is that?"

Finny Friends Report: Aquaman and Aqualad arrive riding on octopi. Sawfish saw the boarding plank in half, stranding the raiders on the ship. Archerfish shoot seaweed stalks at the raiders guns to disarm them. Pufferfish bail out the hold of the victim ship until it can make port. Swordfish attack the inflatable boat, punching holes in it. Flying fish net the attackers with a seaweed net. An octopus hauls the attacker aboard their targeted ship. Aquaman summons an armada of fish, but the sailfish are unable to jump aboard the deck of the boat. The octopi fall into the water from weakness. The blue whales lose strength and bump into each other. A squadron of octopi are also unable to board the ship. Aqualad ushers them out of the area once Aquaman realizes the problem. The specially outfitted fish return with Aquaman and Aqualad to attack Professor Snark's set up. Aqualad rides a dolphin, Aquaman an octopus. Whales smash the side of the de-salting machine. A batfish knocks a gun out of a thug's hand. A porcupine fish knocks over another thug. Swordfish knock over the salt bins, and octopi throw sea shells at the thugs. Aquaman and Aqualad jump aboard the de-salting barge in a whale's spout. Aquaman rides off on a dolphin, and Aqualad on an octopus.

Not really impressed with this one. Aquaman should have figured out the de-salted water thing much quicker. And the idea of outfitting the fish with scuba gear is actually very very silly. So, yeah, not my favorite. But then, we're moving into an extremely silly era of comic books, so there's worse to come.

On another note, this is Aquaman's last appearance in Adventure Comics for awhile. It'll be another 13 years before he returns to the title that he spent most of his career in.

Have you read this story? What do you think?

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

To My American Readers...

Hubby-Eric and I have already voted, via mail, several days ago. I believe in democracy, and I believe the only message that you send if you do not vote is the message that you are too lazy to care. Yes, I know that some of you think that the message you are sending by not voting is dissatisfaction, but your intent is not clear. If you want to show dissatisfaction, send in a ballot with write-in votes or with "none of the above" in every race... but at least make the effort!

With that in mind, I urge you to vote today, regardless of your political beliefs. Democracy requires participation. I'm ashamed at the low turnout in my country's elections.

Ballot Box

Monday, November 01, 2010

My Favorite Rally Signs

The Huffington Post has a gallery of rally signs from the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Rally on October 30th, and some of the other rallies that happened that day in support. I've shamelessly stolen some of those images that I really liked to post here for your amusement.

Generic Sign

Save the Clock Tower!

Devoted Honey

Keep Your Towel Handy

Beaker in Seattle

Bring Back Firefly!

Text Messages

"This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith or people of activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are and we do. But we live now in hard times — not end times. And we can have animus and not be enemies.

"But unfortunately, one of our main tools in delineating the two broke.

"The country’s 24-hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems, but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying up to our problems, bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen — or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic.

"If we amplify everything we hear nothing."

-Jon Stewart