Don't Use FedEx

If you are sending anything to me, don't use FedEx. After a week or two touring the country in a FedEx truck, they will dump off the package in an untrackable form at the USPS in Seattle, who might eventually deliver it a week or two later. If you have something to send to me, just go right to the US Postal Service or use UPS. But FedEx doesn't deliver here, so don't use them. Particularly if the package is something you want to track.