Calls From Jamaica

We've been getting spammy phone calls from the 876 area code recently. To my vast amusement, some of them actually leave messages. One I listened to included a person explaining in a deep slow voice that attempted to hide his accent that I had property that needed to be claimed at the National Register and I should call to claim my property. Another was a guy who didn't even bother to hide his thick Jamaican accent telling me that I'd won the Las Vegas lottery and to call to claim my winnings.

While I really don't like nasty spammy phone calls, I'm kind of happy to get ones this amusing.