What Are They Teaching Your Kids?

So the hubby said that yesterday he got in a good natured (emphasis on "good natured") insult contest with one of his students. Hubby-Eric "won" when the kid went from "you're so stupid..." insults to "you're so fat..." insults and hubby had to say, no, no, that's not real good... and besides, you're so skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

So I now invite you all to come up with your own "you're so..." insults... just keep them as good natured as possible. Extra points for creativity.