Ok... this is to all you single guys out there who either have a girlfriend, or a girl who you would like to be your friend. Here's what you are going to do.
You are going to either go to your comic shop, bookstore, or to Amazon.com and order/buy "True Story Swear To God: Chances Are". Ok, that's part one.
Next, you are going to go and find some chocolates. This one will do just fine if you're too scared to pick out your own.
Ok, if you get everything together by Valentine's Day, then you will present them on that oh so romantic day to your girl with a smile and a "Hope you enjoy these." If you miss Valentine's day, present them with a romantic card of some sort. I do not recommend missing V-Day entirely, though... take her out to dinner that night.
Got it? After you've done all that, be sure to follow up and make sure she's read the book, a couple of days later. A good way to do that is to say, "Wasn't it cool how they met?" or something similar, depending on what you personally liked about the book (did I mention you need to read it too?).
If your girl isn't impressed at this point, she hasn't got a soul. Run away.
Update: Btw, this is $30 max (unless you add in dinner, then it's a bit more), if you aren't willing to spend that on your girl once a year, you might think about adjusting your priorities as far as women are concerned. Also: married guys? This ought to work for you as well.
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