Um, hello? Is this thing on?

(Okay, okay, Eric, don't panic. Just because Laura's out of town and she wants you to post some blogs while she's away — and you forgot to do it last night — is no reason to fall apart at the seams! Just say something clever.)

Um...

Er...

Say, how about those wacky, crazy politicians?

Did you see that baseball game? Wow, what an ending.

(Whew! I hope that will do until tomorrow!)