Happy Stories Wanted

Ok, I need some serious cheer. The donations have helped on the financial side, and the aching heartburn of fear is dying down. But the depression is just getting started. If you can think of one, post a cheerful story in the comments. A goofy slice of life. A dumb joke. Something light-hearted and inoffensive.

I don't have much to give myself, I'm afraid. But there is one tiny thing I found amusing about the whole thing. The tow truck that came to pick me up on Saturday after the van broke down... when he reported in I found out that his truck number was my lucky number.